16 November 1998 We had shepherd's pie at Christine's yesterday; Dave said it wasn't as good as the first batch; the proprietor said that the cook tries to make it a little different each time so that people won't get tired of it. There was corn in it. Reminded me of a tamale pie, with brown gravy instead of tomatoes, and mashed potatoes instead of mush. (Potatoes only on top.) Which makes me wish I could buy yellow-corn grits. I should ask at Paradise again, as it has been several years & things may have changed. I don't know what I'm going to do with it but I have it: When last at Alfred's, I saw a set of four "upholstery needles" and just had to buy them. They are darning needles twelve, ten, eight, and six inches long. The longer two are the diameter of a #1 knitting needle, a shade more than 2<&3/4;>mm. The two shorter needles are the diameter of a #0 knitting needle, a shade over 2mm. According to my needle gauges. The metric gauge is plastic, and might be a bit off. And nobody is making the sizes on the aluminum gauge any more; they tweak "American" sizes to the nearest metric size, and don't always agree as to which size is nearest. Got to Alfred's by an indirect route. Last Saturday, I noted that I had an hour before naptime, and decided to dash out to the Christmas Bazaar at the Voorheesville Methodist Church. Did so without re-consulting the Enterprise, which would have told me that I'd highlighted it on next week's calendar. Didn't have the Enterprise with me, but vaguely recalled a craft show off Dr. Shaw Road -- that's next week too -- & I've been living here more than thirty years without ever touching wheel to Dr. Shaw-Veeder/Animal Hospital Road even though I've passed both ends of it thousands of times. I was astonished to find Dr. Shaw wider and better-kept than 155, with a bike-lane on both sides -- even at rush hour, there would never be so much traffic that you couldn't overtake in the oncoming lane. I was even more astonished when the road ran into a hillside and stopped. Looked as though someone had piled dirt on the pavement to block the road, but there were trees on it at least ten years old & the pavement hasn't been there anywhere near that long. As near as I could tell without getting out of the car and climbing the bank -- which would have been somewhere between unseemly and illegal for anyone over ten years old -- the hill was entirely natural except for being carved off where the road ended. I'd passed the other end of the road many times, so I sat there boggling for a while. No turn-around -- and all the other dead-end roads have them -- but it is so wide that it was easy to make a U turn even though I'd stopped close to the center line. On the way out, I noticed that one of the courts had yellow lines down the center, and it appeared to go, so I made another U-turn -- actually had to wait a moment before the road was entirely deserted -- and found that the side road's name is Animal Hospital/Veeder. This was very narrow and twisting, with no paved shoulder and often no shoulder, and though there was fresh blacktop on both edges, it was plain that they hadn't spent a nickel extra. Quite a contrast. There must be some reason they wanted an Interstate-class driveway in a housing development, but I can't imagine what it might be. Perhaps the developer paid for it and someone who hated him wrote the specs. At any rate, the other end comes out on the Johnston end of Normanskill-Johnston, near Church Road, and I'd come to shop, so I went to Stuyvesant Plaza. Found the right turn off Church onto Western almost as hard in a car as in a bike; you just don't have time to line up for the intersection with the Northway. So now I know why I never turn off on Church when I drive to Western by way of Johnston. Got out of the Book House without a book yet again. Might be time to start looking into funeral arrangements. "Touched by the Gods" by Watt-Evans looked interesting, but I haven't yet become reconciled to the $7 paperback, even though this one was three or four times the thickness of a 25<¢s;> paperback. I haven't fully come to peace with the $6 paperback. Never mind that I paid $30 for a paperback copy of The Second Treasury of Knitting Patterns, and was grateful to have the chance. I don't throw a Treasury out after two hours. While at Alfred's, I also bought some black cotton double-knit floral print to test my jersey pattern with when the time comes, and a yard of black-on-maroon print to make a pair of reversible furoshikis to carry my socks-in-progress. I'm giving serious consideration to hemming them by hand; depends on how good the fabric looks after being washed. And two plastic tatting shuttles for no good reason. Should have looked closer, as one of them isn't properly glued. Both need to have the sprue marks filed off, but that's normal in a cheap shuttle. Was startled to see the trash truck just now, since it's a Monday. They loaded up a row of sacks of leaves that I'd like to have had for my garden, if I'd been quite certain that they were leaves. Can't operate the leaf-grinder by myself anyway, said the fox. 19 November 1998 Dave didn't shave this morning. Voorheesville is having a centennial, and the beard-judging is next May. Today is probably the last hanging-out of the season; I'd have hung the wash in the cellar if the load hadn't been half dish towels. Gone be precious little sun on them anyway. Dave bought a pocket telephone a few days ago. 459- 4407, should you want to call. He says that now the only toy he wants and doesn't have is a Global Positioning System. And no, I won't get him one for Christmas -- though I did mark a GPS thread in Rec.Bicycles.tech in case he wants to read it. He forgets that he also wants a pick-up truck. But technically, that's going to be mine. I want one as small as the Toyota Tercel was, but we've decided that four-wheel drive is a waste of money. Might want a winch on it, just in case. (I think we have a come-along I could stash in the trunk.) BRR! It might not be too late in the year to hang clothes out, but it's sho 'nuf too late in the year to take them down. 20 November 1998 A Knitlister was in the yarn shop when a woman came in to buy a Christmas-stocking kit. The proprietor helped her find a pattern and select the yarns, and then the customer said "Now I want it knitted"! The Knitlister took the job -- $35 for "only" two days work. 9:20 -- the septic tank guys have just started digging, and they got here soon after Dave left. The fellow who made the appointment said that finding the tank was the hardest part. They have a metal detector, and an "orange detector", which appears to consist of a transmitter that uses the sewer line for an antenna, and a receiver that whines when it detects radiation. Also poked a lot with a thin steel rod, but in our rock-rich soil that isn't much use. I wonder whether it would be silly to have them set the bird bath in the hole before they fill it in? Folks would forget what it meant before it was time to dig the tank up again. 10:40: one guy is filling the hole, the other one is writing the bill. 29 November 1998 Dave's beard is beginning to look as though he stopped shaving on purpose, but only the white hairs show. Seem to be plenty of red ones in there, but they match his face. I mowed part of the front yard with the walk-behind today. My foot still gives me a twinge if I put it down wrong, but it doesn't mind rough ground any more. The walk-behind doesn't hold many leaves; emptying the bag every forth and back got old really fast, and I had to take narrow swaths to make it back on one bagful. Got tired after a couple of hours, & left a big triangle for tomorrow, if the weather holds. Still haven't asked George for permission to harvest his pine needles. They've been down for so long that they might not mow up; those on the bald patch north of the house pretty much stayed put. The final episode of Babylon Five would have been much better if we hadn't been waiting five years for an episode the proposal for which had made jaded network executives look at the author "as though I'd sprouted three heads and feathers". Perhaps he said off-handedly, "Oh, nothing much happens. Sheridan dies and the space station is de- commissioned." That would turn a backer's hair. His excuse for blowing up the space station was almost as feeble as his grasp of biology. It's less of a hazard to navigation in millions of bits, some of them blocks long? It did make a lovely special effects shot. Wouldn't have been near as dramatic to have them just walk out and turn out the lights. Later on I hunted up a B5 newsgroup to see whether I'd blinked and missed something. Much speculation as to why the fifth season wasn't as much fun as the first four, but none mentioned that it came at you in a torrent, a re-run every night, two shows on the night a new episode ran, and assorted "movies" piled on top. After a week or two I gave up and stopped watching entirely, tuning back in only when it was almost time for the "three heads and feathers" episode. There really should be an alien of that description somewhere among the extras. They had aliener aliens early in the series, when the budget was lower. Though to be sure, they were in foggy atmospheres, or leaning against posts paying no attention to the characters. Don't recall anybody trundling through the hallways in a pressure suit, and that would have been comparatively cheap. 29 November 1998 With only one month in the year left, I've run out of memory. Will be a rather short Banner3.98. When I went back to Dr. Shaw the following week, to decide not to go in at the "craft shop", having been to two craft fairs and two thrift shops already, I found that I hadn't boggled enough. The full length of the unused road is dug out of the hill! This hadn't registered before, partly because rest of the road is lined with anti-noise berms. Maybe the hill is where they got the dirt to build the berms. THE MAILING LIST: The circulation of the Banner is limited to twenty, and has dropped to nineteen. This makes it a good time to check whether I've overlooked someone. The current list is: Beesons: Joe Beeson, Kathlyn Gales, Sherry Klemme, David Beeson, Steve Beeson, Linda Francis. Lovelesses: Doris Batten, Nancy Rundell, Alice Lecklitner, Mary Love, Kathy Brown, Janet Gagneur, Ann Musser, Donald A. Lecklitner, Darryl Lecklitner, David Lecklitner, Sara Lee. Non-relatives: Chuck Sarles, Rick Brooks. 30 November 1998 Eh? While I was sitting on the bed combing my hair, my eye fell upon my missing sock -- lying on the floor in plain sight. I tried to tell myself I'd dropped it when I emptied the laundry bag, but that explanation calls for even more gremlins than a sock on the floor. Monday is turning into laundry day. I emptied the bag because Dave was running short of shorts and shirts. While sorting that load, I found enough blacks and reds to make a load & those are in now. I'm down to one pair of clean socks, so it's time to wash hand-knits, the two pieces of fabric I bought at Alfred's haven't been shrunk yet, and there's a sheet and enough pillowcases to make a load of whites. 4 December 1998 The weather continues warm. I dug the last of the potatoes today, and hung a sheet and a flannel blanket out to dry. Thereby lies a tale, or two tails in the doghouse. The cats threw up on the king-sized blanket and the black half blanket. That required two loads of wash, but I ran a patiently-waiting length of red wool through with the half blanket. No sooner had I got that on the line in the basement than someone threw up on the top sheet and the flannel blanket. While those were still soaking in the washer, I found vomit on a pillowcase and the bottom sheet -- those are in the washer now. And there's a suspect brown streak on the yellow half- blanket, but I plan to ignore that for a day or two. Hmm -- must run upstairs and put the yellow blanket on top of the black one -- if it's not too late. Later: hung the second load in the basement, as it was windy and I wanted to take a nap. After Dave went up, I heard him say "They did it again?" GAAACK! I dashed up the stairs -- he was only remarking that the bed was freshly made. 13 December 1998 While dressing this morning, I saw the toes of my dancing boots poking out from under the bed -- in the precise spot where I looked for them before emptying every shoebox in the closet and searching the whole house, with frequent inspections under the bed. So I wore my newer pair of Red Wings to the NSVFD Christmas party Friday night, and they didn't fit at all well over the socks I'd selected for the boots, but by the time I noticed, I was halfway to the car and already late. Hardly ever get to wear those boots, since they are strictly indoor wear. We won't be going to the R&P party, since that was on Friday too. There's an Auxiliary party next Thursday, and a birthday party the day after Christmas. Still haven't bought a game hen. I'll end up with another baked chicken if I don't get with it. Threatened Dave with left-over spaghetti sauce, and he took me to the Chinese buffet in the Grand Union plaza. I still don't know how they can serve such good food so cheap. Dave pigged out on crab legs; I thoroughly broke my diet. I'm up five pounds. 17 December 1998 Our first snow today. Thank goodness! It should put a pause in Dave's new hobby of "pruning". His ambition is a flat, featureless lot. His first victims were the barberry bush and a poor little french lilac that hadn't grown an inch since we moved in thirty years ago. I sicced him onto the grapes, which desperately needed to be cut back, but that took him only two days. The whole first day was spent on one vine -- the seedless concord had climbed clear to the ridge of the roof! The snow didn't start accumulating on pavement until about time to leave for the auxiliary party. I was wondering why there was so much time between the time I got ready and time to go when I went to the fridge for a drink of milk, and missed the three bottles I had intended to fetch from Indian Ladder. There's enough milk to get through breakfast, but that puts a dent in tomorrow morning. Last Monday, I went to Colonie Center to look at the new Boscov's and buy some door mats. Boscov's is a standard anchor store, and Sears doesn't sell door mats. Found mats the exact material, length, width, and thickness I had in mind -- at "The Christmas Tree". (red & green paint) You wouldn't think a coir mat would be so hard to find. Well, if the party is at 7:00 the way the newsletter says, it's time to leave. If it's at 7:30 as was announced at the meeting, it isn't. 19 December 1998 Snow was less trouble than I expected -- I didn't even have to sweep off the car when it was time to come home. The snow was thicker in Voorheesville than in Guilderland, where the party was. I was much surprised to find everyone driving slowly and cautiously. Perhaps the long wait for the first snow made them more aware of it. 20 December 1998 That's more like it! Winter having stopped Dave's gardening activities, he has announced that he's going to take over responsibility for mopping the kitchen floor. First he has to buy some new tools, of course. 23 December 1998 I missed the beginning of the furor on Lace Chat because I'd formed the habit of deleting the offender's posts after a cursory glance, but I didn't kill-filter him until he began a post by daring the reader to be offended, and saying "So those that consider that it will be too much for them quite now." (He no doubt meant "quit now".) I might still have refrained, if the post hadn't been 18 Kb long and devoid of new thoughts. He does spell pretty well; the typo in the quote is unusual. 24 December 1998 So I went out to the mailbox on Christmas Eve, and it was full of seed catalogs! I was drooling over a sweet-pit apricot, & Dave said I should have it sent to Tim and Linda. The scraggly little tree in the front lot might be a sweet-pit apricot. All I remember now is that it looked dead when it arrived, took weeks to leaf out, and hasn't grown very fast. It was bare-root stock, supposedly treated with some miracle stuff to make it survive prolonged exposure. Maybe if I give it another coat of used cat litter . . . Tried to talk Dave into raising the potatoes next summer; he said I do a wonderful job. We've already cut the pecan pie I bought for Christmas; according to the sticker, it was baked today. I had forgotten how much I like pecan pie. I should have looked harder to find a small one, though -- a ten-inch pie is a lot of pecan pie! Never did find a game hen, so I bought a duck. 28 December 1998 I got to delete something from my list of things to do! Pounding the nails back into the staircase treads won't have to be done again at any predictable time. I just came back from Voorheesville, having gone by bike for the first time since the fall. My ankle doesn't mind pedalling at all, though it still complains about walking when I listen to it. Took a trial lap around the parking lot yesterday, and the first thing I did was fall over and catch myself with the bad foot, which didn't complain, so I guess I'm not likely to re-injure it on the New Year's Day Ride. Went to mail a package, drop off a book at the library, and buy milk. All went well until I got to Indian Ladder & found nothing in the dairy case but four half-gallons of egg nog. I asked; they are expecting a delivery from Meadowbrook tomorrow. Didn't ask them what time, though. 31 December 1998 I went to the grocery for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread. Needed a gallon of whole milk and a loaf of sliced whole wheat bread for the party tomorrow. Then I thought that I would come pretty close to using up the cocoa, and put that on my list; while getting that, I remembered that I'd used up the chocolate chips over Christmas, and noticed a couple of new carob products I wanted to try. Managed to spend $16.70 even though I went only to the departments on my list. Hot carob is pretty good, as long as you don't let the color fool you into expecting it to taste like cocoa. Haven't opened the carob chips. Learned right quick that it's better not to put the honey in until after the milk is hot enough to wash it off the spoon. I thought I'd used up all the obsolete envelopes, but Dave found more while he was sorting out the treasurer stuff. He met the new treasurer at the firehouse today, but I suspect that things will be crawling out of the woodwork for a while. I can't find either stapler -- I'm sure that at least one of those was ours. Luckily, there was another in the secretary upstairs. It's an Arrow, though, and the staples with it are for a Swingline. Sigh. Just gathered up all the stuff I had sorted off the printer onto the piano and piled it back on the printer.