---L--P+----1----@10--2----+----3---- -R 1998 Beeson Banner 1 January 1998 Nobody came to my party. I was rather pleased, since it was scheduled for my nap time. I invited two thousand people! One thousand from the bike club, one thousand from the knitlist. I should have invited Arachne Chat too. I fussed over all the other preparations -- but I didn't unbury the bike. Told Dave it was too cold to ride & he said "You didn't used to let that stop you." Just realized that in that sense, "used" has an unvoiced "s". Told Dave he had to dispose of a gallon of whole-milk cocoa. "Poor me." It isn't made yet. I make a pint of syrup before the party, and pour a gallon of milk -- minus enough to fill the Blue-Denmark "milk jug" pitcher -- into it at serving time. Yesterday, I logged on and hunted for the Warsaw bicycle club. Fort Wayne was as close as I could come. The fellow who replied to my request for a sample newsletter said that there's a Balloon Festival Ride in Warsaw every June; I looked it up in the list of Indiana bike rides, but it didn't say who the sponsor was. Watching the mailbox -- he said that the Three Rivers newsletter will be mailed soon, I've ordered a pair of gloves that ought to be here by now, and I've got some other outstanding correspondence. Would probably remember most of it if I checked the check register. One of the checks hasn't been mailed yet, so I guess I can't look forward to my shuttle in tomorrow's mail. I ordered a hand-made wooden shuttle by e-mail after stumbling upon a web page while fooling around after hunting for bike clubs. The price is a ridiculously small sum. Just checked the check register, and found only a book and a sample fanzine. I should get some e-mail after folks get back to their offices after the holidays, too. 2 January 1998 Lesson from the school of hard knocks: If you have an aluminum kitchen funnel, don't let it be used for gasoline, thinking that you can buy another one. I've been hunting for several weeks, and all I can find are cheap funnels made of a plastic that would be hard to clean even if it weren't in the shape of a funnel, and expensive stainless-steel funnels with two dirt-grabbing seams. After breakfast this morning, the situation got urgent: I had to put the left-over cocoa back into the milk jug. After running in circles for a while, I took a Mountain Dew bottle out of the trash, cut the bottom off, and scrubbed it out well. If the neck were a bit longer, it would be perfect! It fits inside the mouth of the jug, and I can put a finger inside the neck to clean it. I re-washed it and kept it. I wonder whether I could sell the Mountain Dew company the idea of selling nests of disposable funnels? False alarms: The doorbell rang, it was Fed Ex, it was for Dave. I wondered what he was expecting from Buick, and put it on his desk. When he came home, he wondered why Buick had sent him a package -- it was a "travel bag and emergency car kit" to match his new Century. Quite elegant and expensive-looking; the emergency kit is in an attach that matches the soft-side travel bag. I didn't notice a label saying whether it was nylon or ramie. I did notice that the Century logo on the larger case was discreet, and beautifully embroidered. The stiffener in the bottom is on a hinge so that you can fold it flat when it's not in use. Reminds me of a sample case, rather than something for clothes, but you could definitely pack enough stuff to last you until washday. In the afternoon, not quite early enough, I mailed the check for my new shuttle -- and found a package from Rivendale in the box. Alas, all the "as long as I'm filling out the blank" stuff was in it, but the gloves are on back order. Something new learned from Spitzen -- while looking up "struag" -- which wasn't in Langenscheid; it was probably a joke, so I didn't bother with Wahrig -- I discovered that "strudel" means "vortex," "swirl," or "whirlpool". I always thought it meant "pie". Apfelstrudel! 6 January 1998 There is a certain balance to the universe. There were two letters from strangers in yesterday's mail. I opened one, and it turned out to be a letter Paulette Forshey is sending out to let people know that Paula Morris has died. I've been needing news to put in the Writers' Exchange Bulletin this month, but a death notice wasn't what I had in mind. Reflecting that I must straighten up my address book, so that my heirs won't be notifying everyone that I've bought a shuttle from in the last ten years, I opened the other letter. It was an application from a new member. Every morning, I give Dave a mug of cocoa. There are sixteen eight-ounce cups in a gallon. I made a gallon of cocoa six days ago. There is about an inch of cocoa remaining in the jug. Something does not compute. I think I'll have a swig of cold cocoa. The sample fanzine (Space and Time) arrived. I looked it over, and put it into my bag of stuff to dump at the library. The stories seem to be of the "literary" type -- character studies of people who have no character, and suchlike depressing trash. I skimmed one; a girl who had a crazy mother became crazy herself. No discernible point. 7 January 1998 All I have to do for the new nightshirt is to sew up the side seams, hem it, and add patch pockets. It's getting urgent to remember where I put the scraps. I've looked through the scraps on hangers in the closet any number of times; I suppose that when I find them, they will be exactly there. Wrapped in an old sweater? 9 January 1998 All that digging and delving failed to turn up the chambray because I had left it in plain sight, on the bookcase in the sewing room. Noticed only an hour or two after writing my previous entry. Making the extra pockets was no trouble, but they straddle the side seams, so sewing them on meant wrestling the whole shirt through the throat of the sewing machine. Managed to mislay a seam ripper and a hem gauge, each while I was actively using it. Found the hem gauge by looking for it. Had to finish the seam-ripper job with scissors and a corsage pin, but when the blue seam ripper did turn up, I also found the gray one that disappeared from behind the feed-drop button on the sewing machine a few days ago. Finished Dave's new shirt tonight, just in time to sit down to Babylon Five. I'd seen it, but it was a particularly good one, though the final scene doesn't have much punch when you know it's coming. Didn't catch the title. G'Kar fights off an assassin and acquires a new aide, while Sheridan copes with religious festivals. It was easier to follow the show when it was on at 5:00 a.m. -- I had exclusive possession of the TV when it was on, and could watch the recording when I was good and ready. Rather annoying that there was no TV guide in last Sunday's paper. I don't know when the first new show will play, or whether it already has. Having found the chambray, I suppose that I should cut out the matching nightshirt I planned to make for me, but I think my next new project will be a bull-denim wallet. My old billfold is disintegrating, so one of the "while I'm filling out the blank" items that came without the gloves was an ugly brown waxed-cotton wallet. It's not at all convenient, but I see that I can easily copy it, with pockets that better suit my needs. More pockets will make it thicker, though, and it's rather lumpy already. Better think twice and cut once. I actually touched the pants that have been hanging fire so long. I needed more pins for the hem of the nightshirt, so I basted a hem I'd pinned into a pocket of the pants a few weeks ago. Would have been easier to sew both hems than to baste one -- if the sewing machine had been set up with silk thread. Dave's chambray shirt weighs more than his flannel shirt -- and the flannel shirt is still damp from washing. 12 January 1998 That was brilliant. After taking advantage of the sunshine to dump three trash cans of cat litter (for the nervous, this compost heap is for ornamentals!), I emptied the dirtier cat box and tried to wash it. The hose was clogged with ice. Thinking that if I broke up the ice, water pressure would blow it out, I took the hose off the faucet and gave the clothes pole a mighty thwack. Whereupon the hose broke neatly in half. Couldn't have cut as square with a knife. Which will make it easier to repair, come spring. 16 January 1998 If I get with it, I could finish my fuzzy-wool pants tonight and wear them tomorrow. I don't think I will. Tonight's B5 show is "Believers". This was a particularly important episode, but it's a discussing story, not a re-watching story. Maybe I will put a few stitches into the pants. Did the easing on the front yesterday. Amazing how easy it is in pure wool. There was a good two inches to get rid of, and there's nary a pleat or a pucker. Had to dip my twill tape in water several times before I got it pressed flat, though. 19 January 1998 Still haven't finished the pants, but all the pieces are attached. 20 January 1998 I've had some paperwork to take care of for some time; over the weekend, I decided that I would devote Monday morning to doing it. To get some exercise at the same time, I planned to ride my bike around the block and stop at the town hall, the bank, and the post office. Found the town hall open, but the county clerk's office was mysteriously locked and there was nobody around to ask; I thought that it was lucky that I had chickened out and taken the Jeep -- I'd have been put out to go that far out of my way on a bike. The bank might have a notary handy, so I pressed on. The bank was also locked with no explanation, but by then I was beginning to get the message. Stopped at the post office on general principles, since I'd also brought a package to mail, but I didn't shut off the engine or take the package. This time there was a sign on the door saying that they were "honoring" Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. My desk encyclopedia doesn't mention his birthdate any more precisely than 1929, but I don't think it was the nineteenth of January. The post office is close to Stewart's, so I returned a case of soda bottles I've been carrying around in the Jeep. Thought there should be some purpose in the trip. To my delight, the library was open. Surely if they closed that down, Dr. King wouldn't just roll over in his grave, he'd crawl right out. I dropped two cans of milk left over from Thanksgiving into the "food pantry" box, and looked for a couple of books in the card file. Didn't find them, but that doesn't mean anything, since the card file is no longer maintained. I knew quite well that they have one of the books, because I'd just seen it, and wondered what else Mary Norton wrote. Not too long ago, I saw a card in there for a book that I bought at the Friends of the Library sale last year!, By then there was no time to ask the reference librarian to look up books for me, so I hurried home to prepare lunch. Which was hot-dog shaped porkburger patties served on finger rolls; quite good without any condiment. Time to quit fooling around, get back into the Jeep, and make another trip around the block. 22 January 1998 Served two more repeats of the pork- burger patties, which were well received. Made the same trip again on Tuesday, more successfully. Submitted an interlibrary-loan request for "Cut my Cote" after asking the clerk to verify that Voorheesville doesn't have it. Returned to the town hall on Wednesday, to pay taxes. I feel remiss in not visiting today. I was relieved twice and puzzled once upon looking into the mirror. Last night, I tried to unbutton Frieda's claw from the shawl I was wearing, which induced her to plant a back foot in my face as she accelerated from the room. Didn't realize I was dripping before I got blood all over my yellow turtleneck, which is one of my presentable everyday shirts. I rubbed it with bar soap before going upstairs for the peroxide, and the stains appear to have come out. My first thought was "I hope I don't have to go anywhere before this heals!" Today I noticed a sore spot, and began to worry that it had gotten infected. But the marks hardly show at all, and there isn't the slightest trace of inflammation. (Gave all a good scrub anyhow.) The sore bump is a small but nasty bruise. How did she do that with a little furry foot? 23 January 1998 So today I went to the doctor and got a tetanus shot. But he'd given me the shot before he asked what was wrong with my face -- he figured that if I couldn't remember the last shot, it must be time for another. Also got a flu shot, a pneumonia shot, a prescription to have blood drawn, and a referral for a mammogram. When you haven't seen the doctor in years, a minor complaint gets complicated. For the presenting problem, I was told to call Dr. Quinn's practice, which I did as soon as I got home, and now I've got an appointment with Dr. Franklin. That wasn't mentioned until I'd given all my data and she was repeating the appointment to be sure I had it, so I hung up with dropping jaw. Hope I can resist the urge to tell him I'm a Babylon 5 fan. If he waves any magic wands, I will feel no compunction. The trigger finger subsided entirely as soon as I decided to do something about it, of course. The news people are hard up for something to talk about. "A bombshell" -- Clinton seduced a sap-young intern and told her to lie about it. It would be a bigger bombshell to find a pile of mouse guts in Socks' quarters. But now we can impeach him, they say. Big crummy deal. There's no evidence but the word of a flighty girl, and Clinton is a master at the art of stalling until it doesn't matter any more. Not to mention that Gore would be even worse, and going into the next election as president would considerably improve Gore's chances of being nominated. And it's far too late anyway; the quickest way to get rid of Clinton now is to let him serve out his term and retire. 24 January 1998 Talk about intrusive government! Our president won't even stay out of our cookies. My fortune tonight was "Truthful words are not always beautiful; beautiful words are not always truthful." Dave's fortune was "All the world may not love a lover; but they will be watching him." Aside from stuffing myself at Yan's Chinese Buffet, about all I did today was to run out for milk and groceries, and punch the receipts in my wallet into Quicken. I think I'll get out my knitting and watch the "TKO" episode of Babylon 5, which I recorded a few days ago. 25 January 1998 Just stuffed myself at the Superbowl party, which puts paid to my plans to get the blood drawing out of the way tomorrow morning. You can't have anything heavy and greasy the night before. The menu was "steak sandwiches", which around here means shaved beef on a "steak roll" -- a french loaf a bit bigger than a hot-dog roll. What Doug served was a steak on half a sub roll! I wondered what cut it was; Roger opined "Delmonico". I can't identify anything without a bone in. I ate the whole thing, and all the gristle out of Dave's. Mine had no gristle. He still ended up more stuffed than me, and sent a whole bowl of shrimp back to the kitchen! Doug said he was going to serve the shrimp again at half time, together with the yellow cake with the football design in the frosting. Yellow cake isn't a particular treat for me, so I didn't ask Dave to bring me a slice. If they're having ice cream with it, I would like some of that -- but ice cream doesn't do well in a doggy bag. I ate up the last of the ice cream I bought for Thanksgiving a few days ago. It was getting a bit dried- up. 30 January 1998 Thursday was the first brilliantly-sunny day we've had in ages. It was also the day for my annual trip to the opthalmologist. Took forever for the drops to wear off. Saw Murnane Thursday afternoon. Well, a female assistant, of course. Didn't hang around to hear the x- rays read; will call Casey Monday to hear about that and the results of the blood tests. Saw Dr. Brian O'Malley Quinn on Wednesday, or, as his receptionist said it, "Dr. Brankwin." His son David is also in the practice, along with several other orthopedists; the place is a warren. Has signs pointing the way to the exit. Got two shots, Novocaine and cortisone. Counting Frieda's back foot, and a half-knit sock I picked up with my ankle, that brings the needle-sticks in a week's time to eight. (Got blood drawn on Tuesday.) My hand is still sore, but I can't tell whether it's the shots or the original problem. A little of each, I suppose. The mark isn't blue any more, but if you look closely, you can see a pinker triangle with one point on the puncture mark. The numb fingers were much warmer than the others. I wonder whether that was the cortisone or the Novocaine? I think I'd have noticed it sooner if it had been the inflammation. I got really bored with the socks I carry in my purse for waiting times. The last wait at the orthopedic clinic was on a table, and one of the guys passing through handed me a pillow, but I sat up every time I heard someone walking toward me, and didn't get much of a nap. Ordinarily I'd have a pint of tea with lunch when I have an afternoon appointment, but you have to eschew stimulants for three days before a mammogram -- which was, of course, the very last stop in my odyssey. 31 January 1998 Almost exactly a year after I decided to make them, I finally sewed the last hook on my new pants and put them on -- and Dave decided to bring the pizza here to eat it. They are quite comfortable; I had been afraid they would be stiff, but wool has enough give to make up for the thickness. If they stand up to washing, I may cut some of the other fuzzy wools. Pity I can't buy any worsted twills. Speaking of buying wool, I lost my H2O scarf a few days ago, and have no idea where I'll find another winter scarf. I used to show it to fabric sellers, trying to find a similar flannel, and they'd say "I wish I could." Just a few hours before I lost it, I was gloating on how it had been tied in knots hundreds of times since it had last been washed, and still looked brand new and freshly ironed. I put it on the seat beside me when I dashed out to move the car the last time Doug plowed, and when I got out of the car, it was nowhere. I even looked in the snowbanks, because I'd handed Dave a poncho when he stood in the rain to talk to me while we waited, and I thought the scarf might have gone out the window with it. 4 February 1998 Made an adjustment to my smock pattern, and was pleased to find a scrap of blue-on-white chambray big enough to cut the back and front without piecing. Getting all the smaller pieces out of what's left may take some ingenuity, or, perhaps, some plain white fabric. Discovered that I don't remember any of the cloth in my box of white scraps, except for the organdy from my wedding gown. Surprisingly little cotton in there, but there are two pieces I think may be linen. (I wonder where the double-knit came from?) Also found a piece of solid blue chambray to test the next version, again with some ingenuity in cutting the smaller pieces. I'll have an ample supply of garden smocks by the time I get this pattern perfected! Just remembered that most of my white cotton is filed under "sheeting". And I'd considered sheeting to test the pattern with! Decided it would look like underwear. 6 February 1998 I've always assumed that it took four inches of yarn to knit one inch of row in stockinet. When I began knitting four yards of yarn at 10 stitches/inch on 76- stitch rounds, I ran those figures through my little solar calculator and came up with 4.7 rounds. The stripe is actually five and three fourths rounds wide. But 3, the other widely-quoted number, says 6.3 rounds. Three is closer, but four is much safer. 7 February 1998 It took both ingenuity and white cloth, but only one sleeve and the front yoke are pieced, and the white cloth is part of a facing. Forgot to cut pockets, though. A garden smock is fairly useless without pockets. My reputation as a bad data point is in danger. When Dave told me that the ketchup he liked at Christine's came from Sysco, I told him that Sysco wasn't any fun to shop at any more. But today I drove by on my way back from Colonie, stopped to look for ketchup, and they had changed the store back to the way I like it! Bought two white Syracuse luncheon plates and a bottle of "House Recipe" ketchup. Ate a take-out pizza off the plates. They work. Got some saimen and soy sauce at Kim's, and, on impulse, rice flour and rice cooking wine. But I'd gone out to buy printer ribbons and cat litter. Logical Micros no longer opens on Saturday, and Price Chopper didn't have any wood-chip litter. I'd stopped at Super Valu on the way out, and found that the space I'd thought they'd cleared out for a shipment of Cedariffic had been filled with new brands, and the shelf labels had been changed. Looking at Grand Union would have involved two left turns onto Western, and though getting out of Price Chopper and Grand Union isn't as difficult as getting out of Kim's and Logical Micros, I was tired. I turned right and went home. 12 February 1998 Dave has a hydrogen-line picture of the sun on the "wallpaper" today. Looks much less warty than the other frequencies -- the ultraviolet picture looked like lava, and the x-ray picture was downright eerie. When I was coming back to the house with the mail -- which finally included my new Rivendell gloves - - I saw something red sticking out of a melting snowbank. It was my missing scarf! I dug out Dave's old ice-axe and chopped it free, dropped it on the driveway a couple of times, then put it through a rinse cycle in the washer to get the rest of the ice out. It's in perfect condition -- it's on the ironing board awaiting attention, but I could wear it without pressing it and no-one would notice. They don't make machine-washable wool like that any more. I bought four more yards of dry-clean-only wool from Alfred's $3.68 table yesterday, on my way back from another blood-letting. I told the phlebotomist that I was going to have cream cheese on a bagel, since it might be my last chance (this test was for more detail on my lipids), but I noticed that I was parked closer to the stores than I would be in their own parking lot, walked over, and discovered that there are no public doors on this side, and the only passage is at the other end. So I walked around the nearer end & went to Alfred's and the Book House first, and by the time I got to Brueger's, I wanted lunch, so I had cheese soup with my bagel. Ordered a poppy bagel without checking to see which were still hot. I like a slightly-stale bagel when I break it up in soup, so I'd have ordered a cold one if I'd paid attention. But if I had, cinnamon-raisin might have been one of the hot flavors, which would have put honey-walnut cream cheese back on my menu & by then I needed the vegetables in the cheese soup. On the other hand, I did notice that the honey-grain bagels were hot. I've got my rhubarb-root socks down to the toes, which I plan to knit with the Greylock in the "soccer ball". (It's a slightly-deflated volleyball now.) I think I'll wind the purple yarn I inherited from Betty into balls and start a sock for my purse. What a clever design the SF & Fantasy Workshop logo is! It's a sword-shaped rocket ship which, upon close inspection, turns out to be a pencil. The calyx-shaped socket which replaces the eraser and connects the pencil to the hilt/fins-and-flame looks meaningful too, but I can't quite place it. Just looked through a herbal I downloaded a while back. Found this recipe for reducing cholesterol: 4 parts (4 tbsps) ground ginger 1 part (1 tbsp) ground cinnamon 1/2 part (1 tsp) ground nutmeg 1/4 part (1/2 tsp) ground cayenne You are supposed to put it into capsules and swallow it, but it seems to me that it would be much better mixed with sugar and sprinkled on buttered toast. Intrigued by the hint of cayenne, I mixed up half a recipe; now I'm trying to think of something to taste it in. I imagine that black pepper instead of cayenne would be much better. Sounds like great ginger snaps. I've been playing with dyes again. I've discovered that onionskins with vinegar and a pinch of alum make a beautiful, clear yellow-orange. The new Price Chopper on 85 doesn't have any degradable cat litter, but it's laid out beautifully, with signs everywhere so that I didn't have the least trouble finding my way around. I bought a bowl of cut-up cantaloupe and a loaf of "bagel bread". Mildred wasn't at the poet's meeting. One of the other members said that she's busy with other things, not ill. Hope she comes back soon -- but not on a fish-fry night -- as I have several copies of "Sheet Music" magazine to dispose of. The purple yarn and the needles were in my purse, but not cast on or wound into balls. My ball of string and my hook case were in my purse, but the crochet hook that belongs in the case is in my knitting basket, from when I picked up a dropped stitch in the stockings. I had two tatting shuttles, but neither was suitably wound. Fiddled with them anyway. 15 February 1998 Missed my nap yesterday. Just as I was lying down, I heard someone saying the auxiliary is short of manpower, call the president of another for mutual aid. So I hopped up, dressed for going out, and called Kay Baer. She hadn't heard anything, so we concluded that it was Berne or Knox they'd called on. I think it was Onesquethaw's fire, but then I was sure I'd heard them ask for New Salem's auxiliary. They asked for one of our tankers as soon as they saw the smoke. Dave drove it; he was at the firehouse using the computer or printer. The guy they were following got lost, but by good luck they lost sight of him just before he went off track, and the tanker got to the fire first. A barn fire, and they saved the barn! They hauled the hay outside and let it burn. Took a lot of manpower, hence the multiple mutual aid. (I'll bet they didn't get the hay into the barn that fast.) Dave says, by the way, that the fire was very well catered, with plenty of food and Gatoraid. Started about lunch time. Took five hours, he said. Two people went to the hospital, one because he bumped his head while reaching for his helmet. Neither was badly hurt. The main reason they were able to save the barn was that it was started by a heater for a newborn lamb; they were checking on the baby every little bit, so found the fire while it was still small. They took the lamb into the house; it wasn't hurt, as far as I know. 16 February 1998 Struck cat litter at Hannaford today. It's laid out rather like the Price Chopper, but they went overboard on the signs -- they block the view. Was planning to buy printer ribbons tomorrow, and get a little exercise by going by bike, but I've got a sore throat and the weather doesn't look promising. Was beautiful today, if a bit chilly. 17 February 1998 Went out again to buy steak, and got some "San Francisco Sourdough Bread" while I was at it. The baker appears not to realize that it's the dough, not the bread, that's supposed to be sour. The prediction is still rain, freezing rain, sleet, and snow. No hail mentioned. Looks pleasant, if overcast, at the moment but I didn't take the paper out with the rest of the trash, and have no intention of going anywhere by bike. I'd go back to bed if I didn't have ninety milligrams of pseudoephedrine hydrochloride in me. I felt that I'd blown my nose incautiously during the night, and want to be sure my ears drain out. My throat isn't as sore as it was, but that could be because I'm under the influence. Told Dave to pick up sweet-and-sour chicken on his way home. He's not feeling too good either. Unusual for me to get the infection first, but he'll be in bed tomorrow, I bet. Well not in bed -- it feels a lot worse when you are horizontal. I took sixty mg. at bedtime, knowing full well it would keep me awake, because I wanted to lie down. This morning Dave said I should have taken Seldane, but he was asleep when I went to bed. With any luck, I won't need anything tonight. I expect Dave to be down about three days. He always takes infections worse than I do. But then he always gets them first; maybe this one will be an exception. I've been playing with Dave's slinky while trying to decide what I felt up to doing. I bought it as a joke, but we've both been getting a lot of good out of it. Every desk should have a steel slinky as one of its paperweights. 18 February 1998 In deference to my condition, Dave picked up "Sweet'n Sour Chicken served with chinese pasta noodles, oriental vegetables & a fortune cookie" at Super Valu. There were two fortunes in the cookie; perhaps those dinners are meant to serve two. Dave's fortune read "You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty." Mine was "Good news will be brought to you in the mail." Dave said that that meant that Threads was going to buy the story I sent them; I said that since his fortune was accurate, I would believe mine. The chicken, alas, was about as oriental as apple pie, and the vegetables were overcooked. We both liked the noodles. There was enough meat that we split one of the lumps of chicken breast between the cats. I'm planning to go fetch a meatloaf dinner tonight. Dave particularly likes Super Valu's meatloaf. I'm feeling a bit better; he wasn't happy about going to work. But he had to have blood drawn & was eager to get that over with so he could eat breakfast, so he left early. He said yesterday that about half the staff at R&P is out sick. So he must have passed it to me before he started feeling it himself. I wonder whether I can learn to sleep sitting up? I don't even feel like knitting. Did rinse & hang up the whites I had soaking, and gathered some snow for further dyeing experiments. This time I packed my six-quart kettle, after collecting a saucepan to use immediately. Just turned off a pot of onionskin and soda. Paler, but looked much like the onionskin and vinegar. Perhaps it will do something interesting when I add alum and cook another skein. 19 February 1998 When rinsed, the soda skein turned pure yellow. The alum skein came out a trifle darker and perhaps a bit more orange. I kept waking Dave up during the night, he says. Despite that, he still feels passable. He cooked his own breakfast while I was dragging myself out of bed, and went to work. He credits "Cold-Eeze" tablets, so I'm sucking on one. I should soak my feet in bleach water. I stepped on a pin or nail in the night. I remember where I put it, but didn't think of it until I noticed my sore foot, so I haven't looked to see what it was. I woke up thinking that exercise in the open air would be just the thing to unclog my nose, what a shame the air is cold and the ground is wet, so if I went for a bike ride I wouldn't be able to stop and rest when I needed to. Then I looked out to see that it's raining, and it appears to plan on continuing all day. It's already rained off most of the new snow -- good thing I filled a kettle when I had the chance, as I still have a half-gallon of onion skins and quite a few permutations of my four mordants. A neat sig line, shamelessly snitched: "Follow your dream, unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear." At lunch -- which I prepared -- Dave said that the sick people have begun straggling back to work, and he thinks he's been as sick as he's going to get. I napped for two hours without the least bit of trouble breathing, and woke up thinking about getting some work done. Cool! About ten after five I went into the kitchen to get a carrot, and saw four deer grazing in the back yard, three in Lawrence's yard and one in ours. We've been seeing tracks every time it snows, but you don't see deer by daylight. With the sky so overcast & the sun behind the mountain, maybe they figured it was dark enough. I imagine they are fairly hungry, too. They are all in our yard now. The thickest and thawedest grass is close to the house and far from the trees, and I imagine they had to work up nerve as they grazed toward it. 20 February 1998 I'm feeling better -- so I had two naps instead of one today. Found Fred in my bed and washed his face, which he takes with a minimum of flinching nowadays -- better than I take getting blood drawn. Adding iron to the soda-alum bath dyed a skein a trifle lighter and more neutral than the plain-soda bath. I put in some vinegar to see whether it comes out the same as vinegar-alum-iron. Been calculating whether I can get all the colors into one pair of socks. A twenty-yard skein should make a stripe between six and seven rounds wide on each of two socks, there are 95 rounds in the foot, forty or more in the cuff, two skeins of each of two colors in the heel flap -- I may choose one of my fifty-fifty fingerings for one of the yarns -- plus the toes and gussets. 21 February 1998 So it's going to take more than twenty sample skeins. I can fool around for a while yet. Adding vinegar to soda-alum-iron made brown, but an entirely different hue of brown than vinegar-alum-iron. More like plain iron and vinegar-iron (which matched). Perhaps the vinegar and soda precipitated out the alum. I removed the tin can lid and made two more skeins; the hue has drifted still more -- and it's getting paler and paler; the skein that's in now should sop up the last of it. 22 February 1998 Yup, it was hardly more than dirtied. I'm getting systematic about labeling these things. I folded a sheet of typing paper into sixteenths & punched holes in the corner. We have a cute little cube- shaped paper punch that is so small that you'll hurt your hand if you try to punch more than one sheet of thin paper, but also so sturdy that you can put it on the floor and work it with your heel. So I set half the folded sheets into the punch, stepped on it, disposed of the confetti, put the punch into the same position on the other leaf, stepped again -- and discovered that I'd lined the holes up so well that I'd neatly plugged the set of holes I punched the first time! There was a certain amount of cognitive dissonance before I figured out what was going on. Had to poke them out with a knitting needle. I took a few laps around the high school parking lot on my bike this morning, and I think it did me a lot of good. But it was pumping up my tires afterward that got my heart rate up. I should have done that first, but I was on the bike before I noticed. Besides, squishy tires kept me off the open road, where I might have finished my quota of exercise miles from home -- and I did need to warm up before pumping the tires. Anyone who says that cycling does nothing for the upper body has never used a floor pump! Put the pork cutlets into the oven a little after four. Plan to bake them an hour and a half, since Dave likes his pork cooked squishy. And his potatoes likewise. I put in some chopped celery, celery leaves, two baby carrots (I prefer them raw), a dash of soy sauce, and a romaine leaf. Forgot the onion. Could slip a couple of multipliers in half an hour before serving, if I think of it. I got a loaf of "irish soda bread" at Super Valu. It's a huge drop biscuit, with raisins, caraway seeds, and sugar mixed into the dough. It's good toasted, if you can figure out how to get a slice into and out of the toaster in a reasonably small number of pieces. I suspect that the Irish never make any more than they can eat hot from the oven. If they make anything remotely resembling this. 23 February 1998 Finally got around to buying the printer ribbons -- by Jeep, even though it was probably the last fit day to ride for a week. Made a point of going to Lake Electronics afterward, even though it meant a left turn off Central -- it's been on my shopping list about ten years now. Discovered that the place I really wanted to go all that time is Sun Appliances, which is on the same side as Logical Micros and Kim's Oriental. It was only a block away, he said, but that would have meant a left turn onto Central. Where I entered the road, it not only wasn't possible, it wasn't legal. I turned off at Lincoln Avenue, just to avoid going back the way I came, and realized after a while that I'd be coming out by Paradise Foods. I'd stopped there for a sack of raisins on the way out & found the "closed" sign up, and people waiting by the door. Walked away muttering "I never thought I could get here before ten when I wasn't even dressed at nine fifteen!" Met a clerk wandering the parking lot who told me that they were waiting for a locksmith. Saw the locksmith starting work while I was waiting for the light; had I realized that he really would be there "in a minute" I'd have waited, as I've never seen anyone force a door. When I told her I'd run my other errands and come back later, I thought I meant in a couple of weeks, having forgotten that a visit to the left side of the road meant that I couldn't continue counterclockwise. Had Super Valu beef stroganoff for supper tonight, and the green beans were not overcooked. Attn. Alice and Nancy: I ate them. Should have had a salad too; Casey got my blood lipids back, and is sending me to a nutritionist as soon as I get around to picking up the referral. He suggested that I probably wouldn't want to go out into the rain, snow, and sleet tomorrow, and he won't be there Wednesday, so Thursday sounds like it. I've passed that sign on Krumkill innumerable times; now I'll find out what it's about. 26 February 1998 I'll be leaving to pick up the referral in a few minutes now. Hate those times when it's too early to leave, and too late to put your mind to anything else. There's a yellow crocus in bloom in the flower bed. Guess I'll have to give in and pick off the matted leaves. I've lifted them off a few of the leaves that are drilling their way through, and dropped them back on top. Found that one batch of crocus leaves had drilled through a living strawberry leaf; I'd have left it to see what happens, had I seen it a split second sooner. Now I'm fidgeting that it isn't quite time to go to the Auxiliary meeting. I got some exercise Tuesday. We got a big fall of snow -- which mostly melted yesterday, and came close to finishing the job today. If I hadn't had to run to Super Valu and Indian Ladder afterward, I'd have biked to Casey's. I can't back down a long, narrow driveway while someone is impatiently waiting for me, so when Doug comes, I drive to the high school, turn around in their parking lot, and come back to wait facing the parking lot so I can see when it's time to move back into my space. When Doug showed up Tuesday, both cars were in the driveway, but Dave was watching TV in his thin muslin nightshirt and for some reason didn't feel that he could go out into the storm. So I ran out, push-broomed both cars, drove mine to the end of the driveway, ran back -- push broom in hand -- parked Dave's car behind mine, jumped into my car, drove over to the high school and parked -- found a spot near the entrance, since everyone else was trying to get near the door -- ran back, still carrying the push broom, jumped into Dave's car, turned around in the high-school lot -- by this time I was on a friendly-wave basis with the guy driving a snowplow around that lot -- came back to find that Doug had finished and gone -- probably had finished before I got back the first time, which is why I ran -- parked Dave's car, jogged back -- still carrying the push broom -- and brought my car back. Couldn't get the snow off my roof yesterday even though it was melting and slick, because there are ridges running fore and aft, and racks running across. Got some of it off by braking, causing it to slosh under the front rack and down the windshield. Luckily, I was braking to turn into our driveway. I'd gone out to fetch a Super Valu fried "fisherman's combo". Enough filet for two, two shrimp, a handful of scallops, and a scoop or two of shredded clams. Plus buttered potatoes and mayo cole slaw. We ate all of it. I don't think whats'er name would approve. I think I'll wait until after the fish fry to make my appointment with the nutritionist. 27 February 1998 Forgot to go to the fish fry, after I'd promised to help clean up. Dave woke up feeling like going back to work -- only to remember that he'd been scheduled to take today off so a new operating system could be installed on his computer. He worked in the morning, but got sent home for lunch half an hour early. My cold has tapered off to an occasional nose-blowing. One of the ladies at the meeting could barely speak -- I sure hope it isn't a different bug! 28 February 1998 ARRGH! It's ant season already. I hope I have all the sweets in tight glass containers. There are times when I despair of the future of civilization -- as when I hear a local law firm advertising on TV with this testimonial: "I was sinking in debt, and thought I'd have to declare bankruptcy, but [law firm] settled with my creditors for a third of what I owed them, and gave me back my dignity." I've been wandering around ever since muttering "Dignity? He welches on two thirds of what he owes, and that gives him dignity?" 1 March 1998 Looked out the window this morning and saw slabs of bark off one of the locust trees lying on the ground. Don't know how long it's been like that, since I don't make a habit of checking to see whether the bark is still on the trees, but it didn't look snowed-on. Went out to take a closer look -- and pull off more loose bark. Judging by the way the bare patch has a partly-healed look on one side, whatever is attacking it has been in it for years. Now I wonder what is under the bark of the other locust trees. Dave has been wanting to get rid of that tree; I've been over-ruling him because I tie a nylon string to it when I wash rags. Perhaps I'll cut the stump tall, screw an eyebolt into it, and continue using it as a clothesline post. So I still need to buy the vine I decided not to plant on the oak tree. I'm trying to kill an oak tree that's too near the house, and too big to move. I meant to use the corpse as a trellis; Dave wanted to saw it off short. (Short stumps are a pain when mowing, because I can't see them.) The subject of what to do with the tree came up yesterday, while we were standing near it to inspect the horizontal vertical and discuss how to put it up again. So now the oak is going to be an antenna mast. He'll saw it off just below the lowest set of radials, and cable-tie the antenna to it. 3 March 1998 So far, the prescribed increase in my activity is coming from running around to see doctors. I've got Quinn today, Bigaouette tomorrow, and Rickert on Friday. Yesterday Dave sent me an e-mail message nagging "did you make the appointments?" I wrote back that I'd called Rickert, but Biqgouette wasn't in the book. I had looked at every "Big" and "Biq" in the business whites and personal whites, and read every nutritionist in the yellow pages, without finding her. He came home for lunch with a slip of paper on which he'd written her name, address, and phone number. I asked did you find that in the phone book? Nope, he'd driven by her house and copied it off the sign! Rickert is an optomotrist; my arms are getting rather short. And Quinn is the follow-up on the trigger finger. I haven't noticed anything in weeks, so I think this will be the last time I see him. As for the nutritionist, Casey says he wants my blood lipids to come down, and the best way to do that is to bring my subcutaneous lipids down. Seems kinder futile: she's going to tell me to sit less, exercise more, stop eating when I'm not hungry, eat my vegetables, and don't try to live on treats and seasonings. Training for the Century brings weight down rapidly, but once you've proven you can do it, doing all that work just to get tired stops being fun. 6 March 1998 I have three canvas grocery bags, but hardly ever buy enough to fill all three. Just got back from my first trip to the store after seeing the nutritionist, and the packer honestly filled all three bags, and gave me two plastic bags, and I'd grabbed the bread and the bananas and put them in the baby seat. We didn't have any of the things she told me to eat. But I must admit, they could have gotten everything in the two plastic bags, and the bread and bananas, into one paper bag. Still, four bags is a hefty load for us. And I didn't get milk, having forgotten to put the empty bottles into the car. Perhaps I'll ride my bike to Indian Ladder after my nap. We're short of paper bags, but she got the stuff into plastic while I was still busy figuring out how to use my Mastercard on account of having forgotten to refill my check book. First, I had to find it. I've got to get around to designing a better wallet. After seeing the optometrist and the optician this morning, I drove across the road and looked around at 20- Mall. Walked across the parking lot to Star Plaza while I was at it, but they are dead except for a dry cleaner and a liquor store. A flat and eye-catching version of the fashionable points has been added to 20-Mall's roof, and they seem to be refurbishing all the signs. I went into the drug store to buy a bottle of pseudoephedrine hydrochloride -- I've taken so much of that stuff that I've learned how to spell it! They didn't have any, but I bought a 49<¢s;> box of chocolates, the prescribed box of low-fat Triscuits, and a chest magnifier. I mean a magnifier to hang on my chest while I knit. I've been wanting one for some time, and got this one for seven dollars. Feels like a real glass lens, too; I've tried it on fine print and it really works. Rather shallow depth of clear view, though; may not work for knitting. 7 March 1998 Finally saw how to arrange the pockets in my wallet, and was drawing threads to cut the fabric when Dave came home to take me out for pizza. The factory model was made by starting with a long piece of fabric and finishing the ends, sewing two pockets of differing depth to it, then folding exactly along the seam of the pockets, which caused me to think at first that the wallet was made by sewing a front and back together. Then the longer end was folded down to meet the shorter end, the sides were sewn up, and it was turned right-side out. The method of attachment strongly suggests fold-bottom pockets. I may up and do that. I'll certainly zig-zag the edges of the seam allowances to the substrate. Cheese is specifically forbidden -- so I suggested a bacon pizza. No use indulging if you don't indulge. Dave immediately thought of bacon and mushroom, and it was delicious. We ate only half, though. I left it to him to choose four-cut or eight-cut, so he's obliged to eat it up before I do. I'm a little over on my starch, and a lot under on my vegetables for the day. We won't mention fats. Must remember to cut up the red cabbage tomorrow, and put it into the fridge. I've set two goals for myself: ride my bike to the sugar house six miles up the hill from Altamont, and ride to the yarn store in Schenectady. Nag. 8 March 1998 The cats are improving. When I got up from my nap, I found a pile of vomit on the kitchen floor. The previous pile was on a hardwood floor, and the one before that fouled every blanket on the bed. So far the only thing that I've eaten today that I shouldn't is one Russel Stover caramel. And I've been to Altamont -- technically. I turned around in the convenient-store parking lot and rode right back. Stopped on Altamont Road just before turning onto Picard Road (that's a high spot) and called Dave; he was just arriving at the fire house, and almost out of range. I hadn't called on the way out because someone else was using our pre-arranged frequency. Couldn't hear enough of the conversation to make out where they were. New acronym: the subscriber list for the Bead List was destroyed by an IAK error. It stands for Idiot At Keyboard. The post ended by warning us not to SYSTEM ADMIN when the operator's temperature exceeds 103<°ree;>. 9 March 1998 I'm not on Bead list; the system administrator is posting on all fiber lists in the hope of rounding up the lost. I ached enough last night to make me glad I'd walked up the last steep rise on Picard, just before turning onto Martin, but I feel no reason not to use the bike to pick up my book and buy supper. I see one, however: a steady downpour outside the window. I'm definitely going to wear my cleats the next time I ride to Altamont. They are a big help on hills. Got in the habit of wearing old Red Wings while Voorheesville was my only destination, as the road is flat & I want to walk when I get there. 10 March 1998 Just hung a blanket on the line, and a sheet-blanket in the cellar. That leaves the nylon-wool half blanket. Plus the sheets still on the bed; it's time to change. There's no such thing as an empty laundry hamper. I'm cooking sample skeins in red-cabbage wrappers today. The skein I cooked yesterday came out pale ice blue, not lavender like the previous soda-and-cabbage batch, even though I used much more cabbage, and less water. I think it's because I used more soda -- I'm guessing that to get lavender, the ph should be near neutral. Alas, I'd put the tin-can lid in and soaked it overnight before I thought that just a few onionskins added to red cabbage and strong soda might make a pale green. The iron skein came out neutral gray. I added a handful of onionskins and have another skein cooking. 11 March 1998 It's a yellow-brownish grey, but showed a hint of green when it was wet. Collected four green cabbage leaves while helping to put the corned beef on to cook this morning. Green cabbage and soda dye light ecru. Straight cabbage, cabbage with vinegar, and cabbage with vinegar and alum do nothing. I've added a tin-can lid, and will cook it again tomorrow. Broke my diet at the dinner, but not too badly -- except for the ice cream. The ice cream would have been better without the creme de menthe, which tasted stale despite being a newly-opened bottle. Then I went to the cookie jar for my bedtime snack and found that Dave had finished the open pack of graham crackers, so I ate a mint shamrock left over from the Auxiliary meeting. Getting on toward St. Patrick's day, and I haven't even ordered my potato sets. I should check the south wall to see whether the peppermint is showing yet. The purple crocuses don't like this cold weather, but the yellow crocus are doing all right. Either that, or they are frozen stiff. Picked up my new glasses yesterday. Used the old frames. There was a considerable difference in the prescription, but I adapted to it right away. Can't use my reading focal to read the computer monitor any more though. I seem to have worked something out -- I'm not sure what. Now I'm done with doctoring -- until May, when I see the dentist. I drove to Rite-Aid -- a complicated matter, though it is only a few yards from the optometrist's office. That was part of the problem, as after leaving Rite-Aid, I couldn't get into the left-turn lane before the intersection, and had to make another loop through 20- Mall and Star Plaza to come home. (I'd made the first loop because it's impossible {and illegal} to turn left from the optometrist's exit.) It would have been much easier to walk, were it possible to cross 155 on foot. It's hard to believe that Rickert's new office is much, much easier to get into and out of than his old one. The old building still hasn't found a new tenant. Rite-Aid didn't have bottles of pseudoephedrine hydrochloride either. I'm beginning to think pills in bottles have been illegalized. 12 March 1998 Dave says he's lost three pounds since I began my diet -- but I feed him separately! Was staring temptedly at the screen, and reflecting that it's a bit much to give up computer games and food both. I haven't lost enough to show up against the uncertainty. Should weigh immediately upon rising, to get less variation. Haven't been on the bike since Sunday, what with various appointments & the cold & the strong wind. Poets met tonight. Only five of us. Mildred was among the missing, but she's rumored to be well. If I knew where in Beverwyck she was, I'd make delivering the Sheet Musics one of my training rides. Picked up a more-readable translation of The Golden Ass, which had come in by Interlibrary Loan. Have yet to review Twined Knitting and MacGregor's book, and they'll have to go back soon. Found a bottle of spoiled cider vinegar while cleaning a cupboard. I'm cooking a skein. 13 March 1998 Folks who avoid cider vinegar because it might stain don't have a whole lot to worry about. 14 March 1998 Re-cooked it with the tin-can lid, the last green- cabbage bath, and a handful of onionskins that I stole while helping with the corned-beef-and-cabbage dinner. It came out dark brown. 15 March 1998 Call me a watered-down Aunt Pauline. Making a pillowcase isn't as big a deal as making a pair of shorts, but using a Maytag in the cellar isn't as big a deal as using a tin-plated plunger in a tub on the back porch, either. Our story starts yesterday, when one of the cats threw up on the bed again. It was too late in the day to do something as strenuous as stripping a king-sized bed, so I mopped off the corner of the sheet and the foot of the long pillow as best I could, then took the half blanket downstairs, put it into the washer with the other half blanket, and left them to soak overnight. Took a piece of new brown wool I hadn't got around to pre-washing off the laundry table, and put that on my half of the bed. It might as well be dirty when I wash it the first time. So this morning I had to change the bed even though I haven't yet got all the pillows up off the floor from the last time I changed the bed. Fred said he was too comfortable for me to go jerking all the blankets off. This did not get him much sympathy even though I'm pretty sure it was Frieda who made this trip necessary. (If they must have something soft underfoot, why can't they use the bathmat?) Contemplated the brown stain on the "body" pillow with some consternation. I had changed that case only a few days ago, and hadn't washed white stuff yet, so both cases were dirty. I like to soak white things overnight before washing them, and I don't consider a vomit stain good reason to wash less thoroughly than usual. Then I remembered that I'd stopped after making up one third of the fabric I'd bought to make pillowcases, because I wanted the old pillowcases to finish wearing out. I dug out one of the two eight-pillowcase pieces, tore it in half, tore one of the halves again, and made a new case for the long pillow. Now's a fine time to think that I could have put a regular case on from each end, and basted them together in the middle. So now the sheet & a bunch of pillowcases & some underwear are soaking in the washer, but I don't know when I'll wash it. I have to go to the Jeep place first thing in the morning, and I'll probably be tired after riding my bike back. It's an easy ride through the Pine Bush, but I'm as soft as butter. At least I've been moving around enough that it's not warm butter. 16 March 1998 My wrists and the backs of my hands are still dyed navy. It seems that I have never before perspired while wearing my black gloves. Couldn't find my mittens, so I wore my wool gloves and my writing mitts inside my mitten liners. Took the mitten liners off in Guilderland; didn't think until I was a mile or so down the road that I should have dug my bicycle gloves out of the pannier, and worn them inside the mitten liners. Three layers of Persian wool are a good substitute for padded gloves; two don't do as well. Particularly since the mitts don't cover much of my palm. I had handed over a long list of stuff to look for, and they found most of it -- in addition, they found a leak in my exhaust system. Gone be three or four hundred dollars. Dave is to drop me off on his way to work tomorrow. Forgot the wash entirely. 18 March 1998 I have skin-colored wrists, finally. Fetched the car at noon yesterday, after a long wait even though they'd promised to have it in the morning, and called to say it would be waiting for us at noon. There's another job to be done on it that will take an hour; they say I can come and wait. Thought at first to come, spend four-to-six hours exploring Schenectady on my bike, and pick it up. Then I realized it would be much safer to drop it off one day and ride back for it the next. Besides, that way gets rid of twice as much fat. Went to the Salvation Army Store, since I was out that way. Found nothing in my size, but there were mock- turtlenecks I'd have tried on if I'd been a bit shorter of long-sleeved shirts. Also found two yards of fabric that would do for testing my shirt pattern, but reflected that I could get remnants almost as cheaply at Alfred's, and know what they are made of. So I came by Alfred's on the way back, but I didn't buy anything at Stuyvesant Plaza except lunch. Supper, actually, which left three snacks in my day's allotment. I've switched the times of lunch and morning snack -- when I get hungry at eleven, I want a meal, not a slice of toast, and I can't concentrate on anything until I get it. I'd forgotten to eat my snack while Dave was having lunch, and it was past time for the afternoon snack by the time I got to the Bagel Bakery. Going to Stuyvesant Plaza from Colonie took me past Arlene's Artist Supplies, where I hung out a lot when I needed Best Test rubber cement and other editing supplies, so I dropped in for old time's sake. Wasn't sure Arlene's would still be there, but it seems much the same. They have a lot of hand-made paper and whatnot now, and the selection of rub-on type seemed scrawny. Like the rest of the world, I have little use for it now, and didn't look closely. Best Test is still on display, but occupies less than half as much shelf space, and it isn't packed tightly and stacked up the way it used to be. I've been using my new wallet since last Saturday. Works quite well, and is thinner than the Rivendale wallet despite having more pockets, but I should have turned the flap in less to allow more hinge to go around my datebook. Might up and cut the stitches and re-do it; I think there is enough extra length in the tape hiding the raw edges in the gap to allow that. It didn't work at all on my first expedition -- after filling it and showing it to Dave, I left it on the piano. (How traditional!) 20 March 1998 The splinter floated out of my knuckle this morning. Dave dug and dug yesterday and couldn't find it; turned out to be a wee little thing not much longer than its width. Still don't know how I picked it up, but good riddance. The inflammation is going down already; a little bleach in the dishwater at lunchtime should finish it. We are waiting for better weather to schedule an appointment for the leaky exhaust and the second recall. It's the men's turn to run the fish fry tonight. 21 March 1998 I giggle every time I close a program and come unexpectedly face-to-face with the wallpaper. Those of you who read the Warsaw Times-Union have seen it: a picture of a squirrel using its tail for an umbrella. I told Dave to bring me a piece of cheesecake from the fish fry, and he did! I had half of it instead of my scheduled after-nap snack. I expect tonight's banquet to really bend my diet out of shape. I hope there are some raw veggies. 22 March 1998 Nope, and the cooked vegetables were overcooked green beans and overcooked baby carrots, neither of which I'll eat when not faced with utter famine. And I ate the dessert even though I don't like white cake -- could I leave fresh strawberries forlorn? I didn't do too badly for the evening, though. It helps that none of the pastries served with the coffee were good. I ate a cream puff, but felt no urge to have another. Puff Pastry sounds so good, but I swear, it comes out of the oven stale. The mini-danish looked tempting, but I've been disappointed by danish often enough that resisting was not difficult. I brought home part of my prime rib; perhaps I'll have it for lunch tomorrow. Sher took home a doggie bag, and says the doggie really will get it: she's a 120-pound Rottweiler. With pups. We were in such a rush to leave that I didn't give the cats their treat, but merely freshened their water and dry chow. I figured it would be too late when we got back. The cats didn't. We never stayed so late at a banquet; Sher hadn't been dancing since Carl got sick, and wasn't about to let getting sore stop her. Patty wasn't far behind, and they drew Dave onto the floor. For one of the tunes, he was dancing with all three of us, which reminded me of the dress rehearsal for my high-school play. At our mothers' request, Marvin York picked up me and then Sandy Truit, and took us to the rehearsal. Sandy was his girl at the time, and he drove us home by way of an ice-cream stand in Frankfort. On the way out of the drive-in, he said, "Did you see that fellow looking at us? I'll bet he was wondering how I got two girls!" When I started to get ready for bed, I realized that all three of us had been wearing theatrical make-up. I finally got to wear my black dress with glitter down the front, and collected lots of compliments. Which made me realize how it had gotten to the thrift shop in the first place: there's no way you can wear such a spectacular dress twice for the same audience. The crowd thinned out early, and we dismissed the band nearly half an hour before one a.m., the scheduled end. Gold Rush is a good band, but the last half hour before we left, I went into the bar and found a table in a nook that shielded me from some of the noise. I'd left my pillow and blanket in the Jeep. The predictions were so nasty that we cleared off the Jeep and put it into the garage, but nothing much had developed when it was time to leave, so Dave swept off the Buick instead. Since we were to be out late I thought that foolish even though I didn't know how late, but it was only raining, almost too light to notice, on the trip home. And the roads weren't very slick, considering that it was raining on snow over ice. So we were surprised to find seven inches of snow on the ground when we got up, even though they'd predicted ten. I was surprised to find the snow fluffy and dry, even though it was forty degrees Fahrenheit, and I was gathering it up with no coat on. I filled up my six- quart kettle so I'd have pure water to dye with, and it shrank up without getting wet even though I'd packed it firmly, so I punched it down and packed in more two or three times, then floated more snow in the water in the evening. By then, the snow in the driveway had noticed the temperature. But just barely. I'm out of dye permutations, except for onionskin with red cabbage and soda, and I haven't any red-cabbage wrapper leaves. Since cabbage is one thing I'm allowed unlimited quantities of on my diet, I'm running out of red cabbage, but I bought a head of green cabbage to replace it, and experiment has proven that green cabbage doesn't do anything interesting. There's green cabbage in the mixture that dyes aqua, but I'm pretty sure that it wasn't an active ingredient. I mixed a bunch of stuff together intending to dye a pair of socks brown, and they came out army green. I put a sample skein in the bath afterward, and it came out aqua. Looks great with the orange I got from onionskin and alum. I hope it stands up to laundry. The optical brighteners (I presume) in my laundry soap do strange things to some dyes. I've been looking out for pure lauryl sulfate, but only in places where I was going anyhow, so I haven't found any yet. 29 March 1998 Rode to the firehouse today to return the towels and aprons I got tagged to wash while we were cleaning up after the fish fry. (All but one towel came out nice and white, and I think that that one had been used to wipe the floor.) Went on to climb New Salem Hill as far as the place where the road to Thatcher Park branches off. Could have climbed higher, but I didn't want to! If I recall correctly, the road is less steep from there on -- but it was above that intersection that I once had to brake to keep from overtaking a car on my way down. Met Nancy H. when I was coming out of the firehouse -- she and some friends were going for a walk in the woods behind her father's house & she was picking up one there. I told her about the EC course I hope to take, and she said she'd like to sign on. Still leaves us five students short, so I doubt that it will really happen. The last time I rode to Voorheesville, I saw a handsome young boy who could use some instruction, but I couldn't catch him. Also learned on that trip why I step down so oddly far when I step out of my shoes. While my shoes were rattling around in the pannier, one of the half-inch lifts came loose! They just rest in there like afterthoughts; there is another innersole underneath them. Also a large quantity of cat-fur felt; I hope that removing that doesn't affect performance. My cycling shoes have innersoles made of wood. Appears to be no finish on them at all -- I wonder whether they'll warp the first time I ride in the rain. There's a drain hole; I don't know whether that's an indication that they can stand up to being wet, or an indication that the maker wanted any water that got in to get out as quickly as possible. Spring is gesproinging. I dried a blanket outside a few weeks ago, but the fish-fry stuff (with dishtowels and pillowcases to fill up the washer) was the first whole load I've hung outside. The rhubarb is showing red noses. Drat. Now I remember that I went to Voorheesville to buy a bolt. I'd better put "re-assemble tail light" on my list of things to do tomorrow, so I won't forget again. 31 March 1998 Bought the wrong bolt. This one is a quarter inch too long. Amid much trepidation, I turned my glittery party dress inside out and ran it through the washer. It appears to be entirely unharmed -- but now my black socks and undershirts and the inside of the laundry basket are glittery. Maybe that is why the pump balked at pumping out the wash water. Dave persuaded it, and now I have a load of shirts in. 2 April 1998 I put the blankets back on the bed last night. Amazing how spoiled you can get after only a few days of warm weather. Still haven't re-assembled the tail-light. Decided that it would be cheaper to buy a new bolt than to cut the long one, but I forgot to stop at the hardware store on the way to Super Valu yesterday evening. I brought the white clothes in damp yesterday morning, and ironed the pillowcases while Dave was having lunch. It's a pain to prepare two lunches every day, but I feel much better when I eat as soon as I get hungry -- I'm even taking shorter naps. But yesterday I dilly-dallied about going after the pork cutlets until Dave came home: when I woke up, it was raining cats and dogs. When I did go, there was drainage across the road and full ditches everywhere. I didn't think it could rain that much in such a short time; it isn't as if the ground were frozen or already saturated. There wasn't enough time left to bake cutlets, but Dave wanted yesterday's ready-to-serve meal anyway. It was on my diet -- except for the white roll -- but I don't like breast meat, so I hadn't planned to buy it. The "marinated & grilled chicken breast half" was seasoned up nicely, though. Since we always split one meal, cooked food costs about the same as buying raw meat. It's still foggy out. Hope I don't regret putting the sheets on to soak when I took the pillowcases out. 3 April 1998 More washing. Frieda -- or maybe Fred -- threw up on the bed again. One spot on the king-size blanket, and one on the bottom sheet, a pillowcase, and a pillow. It seemed somehow not to have penetrated to the mattress pad, but I took the top blanket of the pad on general principles; it was probably time to wash it anyway. So that was one load for one blanket, and another load today for the other -- hung both out, since yesterday's wash didn't dry in the cellar -- and the sheet, pillow, and pillowcase are soaking to wash tomorrow. Good thing I did put those sheets on to soak yesterday, as it turned out that the linen closet was bare. Had to iron one & leave it draped over the ironing board for a few hours, but it was ready for the bed by bedtime. Have the other one over the board now, but I didn't iron it; I think it's dry enough to put into the closet now. Must be some way to make the cats think that the bathmat is much cosier when you need something to dig your claws into. 8 April 1998 I've been blaming Frieda, but the last cat we caught throwing up was Fred. Last Sunday, I learned that it's possible to roll a bicycle. Even though Mom is no longer on the mailing list, I suppose I should hasten to add that this was not a personal-injury accident. I didn't even get my clothes dirty. I did find grit in my hair later on; never did figure out how it got there -- there are holes in my helmet, but I'd instinctively kept my head off the ground. I made a bad shift, stopped, figured I'd fixed it -- and in the literal sense, I had fixed it: the chain was wedged under the cluster. Not noticing this, I stepped on the right-foot pedal, settled my seat into the saddle, my other foot reached for the toe clip, and I rolled gracefully to the right. Proper bikies do not fall to the right, but since I was pushing the bike over with the right pedal, I didn't have much say in the matter. I had just enough warning to prepare myself to hit flat to spread out the bruises. Much to my surprise, I didn't stop when I hit the ground. Since I did, in fact, not get any bruises, I think something hardwired in the brainstem arranged for me to hit rolling. When I was at the stage of lying on my back with the bike pointing straight up into the air, I thought: well, this is one way to get out of the traffic. I stopped when I got onto my left side; the bike continued and ended up a couple of feet farther from the road. I found the contents of my pannier just outside the white line, and my bottles were here and there. The toolkit etc. didn't scatter because I'd tied the stuff up in a plastic grocery bag in case of rain. I scared all the feathers off a fellow who'd been a block or two behind me in a car. Like to never persuaded him it was moral to drive on and leave me there. When I was trying to get the derailleur out of the spokes, I wondered once or twice whether I'd been hasty in dismissing him. Finally got the deraileur bent out enough that I could pedal off with the choice of high gear and little-little, the latter a medium ratio that one normally doesn't use. I started back at once, of course, since my goal had been to climb Altamont Hill and there was no way I could do that with no low gears. With my brain distracted by the various consequences of having a rear derailleur that didn't work, my right hand reached down and tried to shift. So I had to bend the derailleur some more, but when I finished, I had the choice of three different cogs, giving me a six-speed, so I didn't have to walk up any hills except for the short steep spot on Picard just before I turn onto Martin. So bright and early Monday -- not *too* early, as they don't open until 11:00 -- it was off to Klarsfeld's. After noticing that the hanger was bent, the mechanic -- not Klarsfeld himself; we weren't introduced -- gave up thinking he could repair it, but it turns out that they not only have two styles of friction shifters in stock, the one I picked is only thirty or forty dollars. I had thought I was in for mail order and about sixty dollars, plus shipping. Decided to have it overhauled and replace my shabby handlebar pads while I was at it, and I can pick it up next Monday. Another sweet surprise, since this is busy season; I don't like doing without it for a week, but I'd been afraid there would be more bikes than that in line ahead of me. Stopped at Stuyvesant Plaza for lunch -- and picked up two more pieces of dry-clean-only wool to shrink and make into blankets -- but felt so tired that I went on home without stopping at Crossgates as I'd planned. Did stop at Super Valu to pick up supper for Monday and yesterday. Heard on the radio just now that the owner is trying to unload Crossgates. But they just finished a huge expansion! 10 April 1998 The final fish fry is over. Poor attendance, I was told. I ate a piece of fish and brought home some pie and cheesecake -- how long will it take to work that off? 12 April 1998 I ate a Swanson's Mexican Combo TV dinner for supper last night. I haven't gotten tired of eating vegetables, whole grains, fruits, and abstemious quantities of meat, but I'm fed up well past the gills with preparing it for the table. According to further rumors, Crossgates is for sale because the owner added up what all his properties were worth and realized he could live pretty high on the hog just by putting it out at interest. 13 April 1998 I was preparing to go pick up my bike and drop off Dave's when a car door slammed & here came Rand Reeves and a student of his with the action for our piano. Took them until three o'clock to put it in, so I settled for the before and after: library, post office, and supermarket. I wonder whether I was supposed to be expecting him? I thought he was supposed to telephone when he had all the parts. Piano sounds pretty good. Needs tuning, Dave says, but it's close enough to sound right to my undiscerning ear. Had steak, potatoes, and raw veggies for supper. 14 April 1998 I have all the pieces for my tail-light now -- some in my purse, some on the bike, which I intend to pick up today. Finally got to the hardware store, and found that they have no bolts between too long and too short, so I clamped the too-long bolt in the vise and got out the hacksaw and files. Turned a bit hard, but it went together. I'm dropping off Dave's bike for a tune-up. 15 April 1998 What a birthday present! This morning I FINALLY had both the bike and all the pieces of the tail-light in hand, so I went out into the garage to install it. I DROPPED ONE OF THE BOLTS! Anybody know where I can buy a six-volt red light of non-idiotic design? And no, I can't go to the hardware store and buy another bolt -- since the new bolts are hard to install, it was the remaining original bolts that I was putting in last, where it's extremely hard to get the stupid things started. 18 April 1998 Rode to the hardware store today and bought two new bolts. Found some "Pan head" bolts -- I think; customers had been taking bolts out and putting them back into the wrong boxes -- that didn't need to be cut. Bought two to save another trip, then found that the remaining original bolt no longer engaged, as if it were too short, so it's lucky that I had two new bolts. I put the original bolt in my tube-patch kit; I suspect that it does fit on the other side -- I had to take all the bolts out and switch them back to front. And the only Phillips screwdriver I had along was offset, but I finally got it all back together. Heaven help me if I ever have to change a bulb on a dark road! In the meanwhile, I've subscribed to rec.bicycles.tech, but they haven't said anything about tail-lights, and I haven't found the r.b.t. FAQ yet. (It's extremely hazardous to post a question before reading the FAQ, unless you've been reading avidly for weeks.) I've read two threads on clipless pedals, and have discovered that I was smarter than I thought when I decided to stick with my slot-cleat pedals. It would appear that the "improved" cleats are hard to disengage in an emergency, and are also inclined to disengage unexpectedly and cause the rider to lose control of the bike. They are easier to walk on; some even come with clip-on soles for walking -- but the price you pay is that you can't ride in walking shoes at all. I wore walking shoes to the hardware store today, because there aren't any hills between here and there, and because wearing cleats into a store is as inconvenient as changing shoes. Then I came back the long way, where there are hills. Didn't have to walk any of them, so I've gotten stronger despite my spotty training. 19 April 1998 Meant yesterday's ride to be a warm-up to resuming my interrupted attempt to climb Altamont Hill, but it's been drizzling rain all day. Hope it encourages the potatoes I planted last Thursday and the multipliers I planted last Friday. 22 April 1998 I forgot that Dave's bike would be ready to pick up today, but he didn't -- he picked it up on his lunch hour, and went for a few laps around the high school parking lot after supper. I overnapped, and drove to Super Valu for a dinner of "manicotti stuffed with ricotta and store-made Italian sausage." Sounded like lasagna to me, but when I picked it up, I found that there was supposed to be a comma after ricotta -- we got two manicotti and one sausage. Strictly not on my diet, but we split one entre and Dave ate all of the salad, while I nibbled on a relish plate. I never liked tossed salad much, except as chips to dip into blue-cheese sauce. I chose a low-fat French dressing, which he enjoyed as a change of pace. (I think that French dressing tastes like an accident that happened when you were dishing up mayonnaise, corn syrup, and ketchup.) Dug up a clump of winter onions this morning, put the white tips into serving bowls, and boiled up the greens to dye yarn. Not my first experiment; there isn't a bunch of color in oniontops, & I've gotten only pale yellow and brownish ecru. For this batch I put in three times as much as the pan would hold -- I cooked until it shrank and added two more installments & suspect that a portion of the broth is cooked-out juice. [I poured off significantly more than the pint of water I started with.] Showed the wet yarn to Dave & he said "doesn't look much different than not doing it." But if you hold it up to the ball, it's definitely darker. Looks about the same as yarn dyed with a tiny fraction of the dyestuff, though. I plan to try my boiled greens with alum tomorrow -- alum on a smaller sample of onion top gave a darker yellow. Then I'll strain it and combine it with a previous bath that I've got my rusty tin-can lid soaking in. The winter-onion bed is crowded and weedy; pity the tops aren't more interesting! The rhubarb is up. I didn't inspect the potatoes and onions today; they weren't doing anything the last time I looked. I went to Altamont yesterday. Took less than two hours even though I had a snack stop. Chickened out of climbing the hill; pulled over to let a car pass, and decided that I might as well turn around. I think it was already as steep as it was going to get, though, and I wasn't working too hard. Hope I can persuade Dave to have the floors done this summer rather than the summer after next, but I'm not looking forward to staying off the floor for four days. We aren't having the upstairs refinished, but we'll get there only by going outside and bridging a plank from the porch to the staircase. The kitchen will remain in operation -- if we don't mind the dust and fumes. Told Dave that would be a good time to go to Lake George and ride the Minnie-ha-ha. He suggested that I fly to Indiana instead. 23 April 1998 It's been a week since I planted potatoes and onions; I think it's time I saw a little action. It was raining when I came home from the Auxiliary meeting; that may help. I notice that I posted a rather grumpy entry for my birthday; things looked up a bit at Red Lobster that evening! I wore Grandmother's watch, on a gold-filled chain that Dave bought for it. 25 April 1998 For exercise today, I decided to ride my bike to the hardware store to buy numbers to stick onto our new mailbox, continue on to the fabric store to buy a couple of packets of black small-cord elastic for pigtail holders, then come home the hilly way, about five miles total. The hardware store was out of 3" letters -- I bought a set of small numbers for the door of the box -- and the fabric store doesn't sell small-cord elastic -- I bought a couple of yards of a fatter white cord to tide me over. Nice day for a ride. Threatened to sprinkle a bit on the last leg, which made me ride faster. As did being overtaken by a guy in black shorts soon after I left the fabric shop. Lost sight of him after a mile or so, as the road is hilly & he could climb faster. The new mailbox occupies most of our back entry. Dave was sure I'd bought a box bigger than the one that the door has rusted off of. I thought so too, and took a ruler to both. The new one is either an exact duplicate or a smidgiken smaller. Told him we should give the old one to someone with a small dog. Rust and all, the large box and the small one match. Margie and I went to Crannell's together to buy them, and felt odd to turn around and come home again after only one errand. I think that that was the only time we went anywhere together. 26 April 1998 Dave went number-hunting today, and brought home a perfect match for the set I bought for the door. He even remembered to buy six! (We plan to put "444" on each side.) Whenever two zeros roll up on the calendar, people start acting odd; I read a contemporary account of the end of the nineteenth century in which people made themselves "book muslin" robes and went to stand on mountaintops. (A long session with a pile of dictionaries revealed that cotton organdy once came accordion-folded into "books".) I thought it sufficiently odd that substantial numbers of people not only believe that the second millenium ends at the beginning of its two-thousandth year, they think it's terribly important, and become angry if you try to explain. Recently I've discovered that a large group believes fervently that all computers will stop dead at the stroke of midnight on January 1, 2000 A.D. Cars won't run, because there are microchips in the engines. Your Mr. Coffee won't drip, your bike computer won't count miles, elevators will freeze, airplanes will crash, every turbine in every power plant will stop turning. The banking system will vanish, food won't be delivered, unpaid policemen and soldiers will join the rioters. The lucky few who believed and prepared will dash out into the wilderness and re-create the blessedly computer-free eighteenth century. They seem to think that there's a wilderness to flee into. Perhaps trees will spring up in the fields when the farmers' computers crash! I rode my computerless bike to Altamont today. Didn't even look at Altamont hill, but this made reasonably long rides two days in a row, and being able to do it again tomorrow is an important part of getting into shape. I came back by Gardener Road, just for variety. It's a little farther than making a U-turn in the convenience-store parking lot and going back the way I came. 2 May 1998 Today was Dave's sixtieth birthday, but his date stood him up, so we went out for pizza as usual. I baked a batch of Joy of Cooking's Brownies Cockaigne (with walnuts instead of pecans) in an eight-inch square pan, melted about three-fourths of a bag of chocolate chips on top, and stuck more walnuts into the frosting. It was still warm when Dave cut himself a slice after we came back from Smitty's. 3 May 1998 Three-fourths of a bag was too many; a chocolate coat should be thin enough to be fussy to spread. The cake is in the freezer now. Most of it. We still haven't heard from Nancy, & are starting to worry. And I am yearning for frozen cake. 4 May 1998 A good-news, bad-news joke about my state of mind: when I saw a headline saying "Hubbel Tapes Unwind", my first thought was that there was data from the telescope -- but I immediately realized what it really was. Later I read "Silver backs bill" as a revival of the silver certificate. I presume that many of you haven't heard of NYS Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver. 4 May 1998 I found a tip on Fibernet for those who live near cornfields and have grandchildren to amuse. You braid cornhusks like onions, beginning with the tapered end and leaving the butts of the husks sticking out to make the braid rough on one side. Then you sew the braid together the way you sew a braided rug -- I wonder whether #8 cotton is a decent substitute for button-and-carpet thread? -- and make a door mat. The poster said that the mats made that way are very tough and last for ages. By the way, my e-mail address is jbeeson@global2000.net. Use the same address to write Dave -- unless it's on R&P business, in which case you'd send it to dbeeson@global2000.net. He can download that address from home, but he never does because he wants stuff sent to it to be on his office computer. 6 May 1998 Ah, brotherhood: Dave and our next-door neighbor are both driving their little tractors around the back yard. Got my teeth polished today. Nothing wrong -- except that I forgot to get a receipt for the tax files. I was meaning to ride my bike for exercise tomorrow; now I have somewhere to go. I mean to stop at both schools and count the bikes parked outside, then count the working brakes. Chances are, alas, that I can get an accurate count without meddling with other people's property. I'll count as "working" anything that has a full set of parts, reasonably near the correct positions. For the parents among you: inspect your children's bikes. They have to be told that when a brake falls off, something can be done about it; you can't count on them to complain. I've seen boys old enough to drive riding with the brake cable looped around the seat post. 7 May 1998 Chickened out. Just as well. When I took a turn around the high school parking lot after supper, I found that one of my toe straps was broken. Odd that it didn't break while I was using it, but while the bike was parked. 8 May 1998 Stole a strap from Dave's Fuji. Must get to Klarsfeldt's soon. When I got up from yesterday's afternoon nap -- down to one hour now, which I attribute to the diet -- the grass was finally dry enough to mow. So I mowed the front lot. (Dave had mowed the back .49 the previous day, when it was almost dry enough to mow.) When I finished the job, I looked at all the hay lying around, then I looked up and down the road: nothing but hay as far as the eye could see, except for Danny's lawn. The boys had carried off the clippings piled high in a pickup truck. Obscene to haul all that good fertilizer to the landfill. I still have to mow the back yard, but I doubt that it will be dry enough any time soon. The water stopped running about 11:30 yesterday. Fifteen minutes later it was back on, and I finished rinsing the dishes -- careful not to use any water that hadn't been through the heater. Good thing I was running water at the time, because I seldom spend a lot of time contemplating the pot after I flush, and I might have failed to notice that the water is dirty. And wouldn't you know, I didn't think to put more seltzer in the fridge until I'd killed the current bottle? At least I'd seen to it that there is plenty in the cellar. No explanation given. Dave drives along the water main when he comes home for lunch, but he didn't see anything unusual. Of course "usual" includes two one-lane bridges surrounded by construction, and I saw a half-dozen Ni-Mo cherry pickers the last time I went to the store. No glitches in the power; I haven't the foggiest idea what Ni-Mo was up there for. Seemed to be fiddling with the lines, which seems like an odd thing to do when the power is on. Garden is much weedier than usual this spring -- the bindweed is already up, though not yet common enough to alarm the unwary, and there are a hundred times as many catnip plants as I left last fall. I'm making very slow progress at clearing space to plant. The showers don't help much. One end of the garden wasn't dry enough to work the last time I did. Only in the corner that's shaded by the pine trees, so I pushed the cultivator through it anyway. 8 May 1998 I'm getting some action out of the multipliers and the sprouted potatoes from the cellar, but none from the Yukon Gold sets. Now the old mailbox is taking up most of our recycling bin. I did the job myself, after Dave explained that it was only a matter of taking out and replacing screws. Luckily, there were holes in the new box to match those that we'd used in the old one. (Not all the holes matched, but the ones I needed did.) I decided to count brakes on children's bikes today, so I rode to the high school and the grade school in the morning. Not one bike at either institution, though there were two rusting bike-locks on the high-school rack. I came back by way of Altamont Road and Tygert, to make the trip long enough to be interesting. And to save coming back over the half bridge. Though I didn't cross it the first time; I used the two bridges that connect the grade school to its parking lot, one once and the other twice, to end up on the opposite side of the creek. I wandered the grounds a bit, thinking there might be signs of bike storage somewhere. There were some parents or teachers coming and going; I should have asked whether the children have been forbidden to ride bikes for some reason. Could hardly be the construction, since a special bridge for children was built right by the crossing guard. Perhaps they couldn't understand about walking bikes across the foot bridge. I think they should take down the "sidewalk closed" sign now that there is no other trace of the sidewalk that's closed. Since it was on the bridge, even the place where it was is gone. Or, at least, add "detour" and an arrow pointing at the children's bridge. But when the children use it, Kay is there to point the way -- and the "sidewalk closed" sign is edge-on to them. 9 May 1998 Finally finished my smock today. Still have to piece scraps together to make a patch pocket. I plan to try a princess seam instead of pleats on the next one. No suitable fabric in the house -- when I end up piecing a patch pocket, I don't want any more of saying "I think I can get it out of this" -- but at the rate I'm going, it will be a couple of months before I get around to drafting the pattern. I have a piece of linen on order to make new pants. The Jas. Townsend & Son catalog says that it's suitable for breeches & haversacks, but I greatly fear that they mean that it holds up well for people who go to only one re-enactment a year. Couldn't find a black twill that wasn't guaranteed to fade, so I've bought white! Well, the technical term for unbleached linen is "brown", but it isn't going to be very dark. I figure stained linen won't look any worse than faded bull denim. The fabrics I'm buying don't wear like the old stuff that sold under the same names. I've read that there's a new cotton-spinning method that's so much cheaper that everyone is using it, but the fabric made from such thread isn't soft. That's consistent with what I'm seeing in yard goods. Pity there isn't enough custom sewing for anyone to market luxury yard goods. The place where I read about spinning methods advertised "ring spun" jeans, at a healthy premium. I don't at all like the new standard width of 60". Do they think we are making tablecloths? Fabric five feet wide is strenuous to cut, and to get enough fabric to make a pair of pants, I have to buy enough to make a pair and a half. I've considered buying twice as much and making three pairs, but I wear out only one pair a year. 13 May 1998 My breeches linen arrived today. It was so beautifully beetled that I hated to put it into the washer; I'll never iron it that flat again. I must get on with the princess stage of my blouse design: since the front pieces will be narrow, I think that clever cutting might get a short-sleeved shirt and a pair of pants out of three yards of 60" fabric. The spool of linen thread I bought on impulse appears to have been wound by hand: perhaps Jas. Townsend & sons buy it on three-pound cones and wind it off? Re-mowed most of the front yard yesterday, while Dave re-mowed the back .49 and mowed half the back yard. Today I mowed the part of the back that Dave couldn't get with the riding mower -- while the dew was still on (at 10:00 am), because it's under the clothes line and I had a load of whites in the washer. It has been sunny all day, so I hope to finish up this afternoon. The parts we didn't get at on the Thursday of No Rain are progressing from hay into straw. Something drastic was happening at 156 & 85A when I lay down for my nap. That's between two construction sites, and the light for the bridge by the grade school snarls traffic at that intersection already. Traffic is slowed so much it's hard to imagine anyone hitting anything hard enough to call for heavy rescue. With any luck, it won't be explained in tomorrow's Enterprise, which we get by mail the day after. Non-fatal traffic wrecks are too common to report unless there's a dramatic hunt for a hit-and-run driver, and though I couldn't make out what was going on, I did get the impression that everyone involved was breathing. 14 May 1998 Dave says that a man fell down one of the holes drilled for the pillars of the new bridge. That must have been embarrassing. Told Dave that we should get the floor done this summer, before the patch where the finish is off entirely gets ruined. He said, "But it isn't ruined yet." Men! I've cultivated about half the garden, and moved about ten percent of the pile of mulch. Surprising how quickly I get tired when forking mulch; guess I don't do anything else remotely like it. At least the Culta-Eze lets me do most of the hoeing with my legs. The Yukon Golds are up. I stepped on a potato beetle. I'm not sure I got him -- the ground is soft, & I didn't see him afterward. I found some of the white fabric I'd used to piece a facing on my garden smock & made pockets from that. Then, because I was angry with Dave, I sat down and cut all the little blue-striped scraps into precise, thread- straight 2" squares and started a quilt collection. The poor dear tried to persuade me to like MS Word. I used that program to get out the Bikeabout a few years ago -- just before I frantically bought MS Publisher -- and I still scream with pain every time someone reminds me of the experience. I'm not wearing either of my cotton smocks, because I want to put some wear on the polyester smocks while it's still cool enough to wear them. I put the linen on to soak yesterday, then this morning I threw in a black towel and a pile of black socks. And I knew where the word "lint" came from! Wet, the linen is an attractive dark gray -- with a couple of glowing blue spots where detergent touched it. I had thought I was being careful. Perhaps it will even out when I wash it again in a few days. I plan to put it through the hot dryer at the laundromat when I put the blanket material through the tumble washer. 16 May 1998 Department of I shoulda knowed: I wondered whether Nate's page was registered with Alta Vista, and searched for "Nate Beeson". I didn't find the page, but I did find four reports on the Warsaw High tennis team. There are lots of Joes and Steves in the world, but I followed the word "tennis" to Joe. "Lecklitner" turned up a bike racer, a list of the graves in Beard Cemetery in Owasco, and three ARRL pages. Still haven't planted any seeds, but I did get a strip of garden cleared to make the row in. Also moved a little mulch, and re-mowed the back yard. Still covered with hay, but I chopped it up and blew it around some. Also made the grass much less uneven! We went to the Gold Coin tonight & had Hunan chicken. I forgot to buy food for Sunday, & the canned goods I keep for such occasions are looking a little picked over. 17 May 1998 I got a collect call from Jennifer today, so I guess that that isn't an urban legend. I hung up on "her" the instant the recording failed to give a last name. We must be careful to check the phone bill for unexplained charges. I just plowed a row in the newly-weeded strip, and planted the five-packet "herb garden" I bought from a cute little kid last spring, and also the rest of a packet left from my attempt to grow flowers from seed last summer. In case I ask, the order, from south to north, is dill, thyme, calendula, chives, parsley, and oregano. I'd been wondering what to do with the sunflower seeds Nancy gave me. Today I noticed a little bay of cultivated but unused soil on this side of the sunchoke bed. I wanted the flowers scattered for effect, but I also wanted them in rows so I could tell which weeds to pull. I ended up plowing diagonal lines across the bay, then I planted a row of stakes running north-and-south, one in each row, and planted seed from the far end to the stake in each row. It should look chaotic enough when the plants grow tall, and sunflowers should harmonize with jerusalem artichokes. Even if Dave did "accidentally" mow off the back third of the bed. Do all men love plain, bare lawn? I think it must be some remnant of the instinct to clear a space around the den so that you can see what is sneaking up on your cubs. 19 May 1998 Washed my old denims today, and hung them on the line inside-out. From a distance, they look exactly like my new linen, and the color on that side is perfectly uniform. Perhaps I'll go back to bull denim for the next pair, and use the wrong side. Remembered to take the trash out, for a change. Also remembered to dismantle the mailbox box and put it out. With Voorheesville's Memorial-day celebration coming up, I should collect up stuff to put out by the road with a sign saying "free". Checked to make sure I could find Dave's parade uniform. Discovered that he has three long-sleeved dress shirts. I'd thought that his powerhouse shirt was the only one with long sleeves. 20 May 1998 I drew up a princess pattern after supper. It was much easier than I expected it to be -- but sewing it up might be another matter. Perhaps I'd better buy lots of cloth, if I find something cheap and 100% cotton. I didn't make a princess back -- I'll use the same action back that I used with the pleated smock -- but the back should be a piece of cake after I get the front fitted. It's also time to start thinking about designing long sleeves -- I don't like to wear my "garden" smocks outside because the sun makes my elbows itch. Luckily, I still have a lot of poncho shirts, and I could make more quickly. Haven't got the summer stuff out yet, but I've been dressing out of the spare-room closet. 22 May 1998 Drat. The lawn needs mowing, this is a perfect day to do it, I put on my hat and went out to the garage -- and remembered that the walk-behind is leaking gas. And I let Dave run off to his golf game without helping me to load it into the Jeep. I briefly considered using the riding mower, but the lawn looks better uniformly shaggy than chewed up in streaks with un-mowed patches around every tree. Takes me longer to clean up after the rider than to do the whole job with the walker -- and I don't have a walker to clean up with. Dave plans to take his vacation in installments, one day of golf a week. That should help with his diet, so I hope he has lots of fun today! I rode my bike to Stuyvesant Plaza yesterday. The previous day, I looked at the map, thought that Grant Hill and 20 was too long, and decided to go out by Normanskill-Johnston, then come back by Krumkill if I felt good, and come back the way I came if I was tired. I cut through Church and Woodlake to Schoolhouse, as usual. Technically, going through Woodlake is trespassing, but none of the residents ever frown at me; despite the gray hair, I think they assume that anyone on a bike is a neighborhood kid. This time I paid for my trespass: The bridge on Schoolhouse is under construction, and one-lane bridges are a real BEAR on a bicycle. I noted that coming back would be even more strenuous, since the approach would be uphill. I got out of the Book House without buying anything, for about the umpteenth consecutive time; perhaps I should consult a doctor. I bought four yards of Alfred's clearance fabric to test my shirt pattern with. Should have gotten some of the Madras for the next incarnation, but got distracted trying to guess whether the unmarked calico is all cotton. Seems to be a pretty good imitation, if it's fake. The proof is in the sweating! When I turned out of the parking lot onto 20, I passed by the turn onto Schoolhouse, forgetting that Church doesn't connect to Krumkill. Come to think of it, I could have cut through Woodlake again, but that doesn't matter because I forgot about setting up for Church until after I saw it. Briefly considered turning back, but I'd measured the map, and it is only three miles from the plaza to 155, where I turn off for Grant Hill, so I forged onward through what appeared, despite the time of day (I got home at 2:00), to be rush-hour traffic. Then I spotted the Grand Union & realized that I could get onto Johnston without making a left turn, so I swerved onto the new section of Rapp. Happened to be just the right stage of the lights to allow a U-turn almost at once. If traffic had been as heavy on Rapp as on 20, I'd have been committed to going to Crossgates. So I ended up coming back the way I went after all. Perhaps I should have zig-zagged some, but it's better to do too little than too much, as long as you're doing *something*. By the time I washed my clothes and took a shower, it was too late in the day to nap -- it was probably too late as soon as I drank that half-quart of cola! Well, I had to get sugar someplace. There were a couple of bananas in the house, but I hate to waste a good excuse to consume unwholesome food. 24 May 1998 Dave had a nosebleed on his white nightshirt this morning, and instead of hunting up enough whites to make a load, I put in the linen and the calico. The linen didn't glow in the sunshine anywhere, and the calico didn't muss much. I think I'll iron and cut them without further washing. Rode my bike to Voorheesville for the parade yesterday. Shilly-shallied over the shoes. Decided to ride in walkers, since there are no hills, then decided to take a cycling suit in case I decided to go somewhere afterward (I can change in the restroom at the library), then I decided that if I was taking my cleats I might as well wear them, but I didn't sit down to put my gaiters on until fifteen minutes before the parade was supposed to step off -- no sweat, since they never step off in time, but I figured I'd have to walk around a road block, so I carried the cleats after all. And then there wasn't any roadblock. I bought five books for three dollars at the book sale. Thought I could read just one out of the book of short stories before going up to bed, and stayed up until after one in the morning. Weren't anything special in the way of stories, either. Also bought a paperback novel, The Elements of Weaving, Judith Martin's Common Courtesy, and Orwell's The Road to Wigan Pier. 25 May 1998 Dave charcoal-grilled a couple of hamburgers for supper, and I made potato salad. I'd been meaning for weeks to try using yogurt instead of mayo. Quite good, but you have to use so much more that it probably comes out about the same in calories -- and you have to stir the salad because the dressing tends to settle out. I also put in a dash of basalmic vinegar and a few drops of almond oil. Plus the usual seasonings -- the winter onions still have good greens even though they've already begun to form bulbs. Moved some more mulch today, and decreased the size of the uncultivated patch. It's gotten so weedy I have to spade it. First time I've spaded since buying the spading fork (which I bought for digging potatoes and moving plants.) It goes into the ground easier than a spade, and turns over a much bigger clod, but I don't think it would break sod. Also crushed more than half a dozen potato beetles -- in my garden large rocks suitable for the purpose are always within reach -- then dusted the plants with rotenone. Past time I bought a tomato plant. Indian ladder and Super Valu have six-packs; I'm hoping that Olsen or Our Family's Harvest will have singles in pots. So the partying is all over and Memorial Day isn't until next Saturday. Dave went to the driving range instead of the golf course last Friday, so he came home early enough to whap the carburetor, whereupon it stopped leaking & I did get the front mowed. We still need to take it to the mechanic, though, as it's "hunting" worse than ever. I don't like the way the Jeep idles, either. Bike seems to be running pretty well. On the other hand, I don't like the way the engine idles. 26 May 1998 Pulled up a couple of stray garlics while reducing the size of the weed patch, and found well-formed bulbs on them. 29 May 1998 I nearly fell asleep in my chair at the Auxiliary meeting tonight, but coming home and putting my head on the pillow was a different matter. Didn't help that I tried to use the library today. First they cancelled their subscription to the paper Books in Print because the electronic version is cheaper and updated more often -- but failed to subscribe to the electronic version. Now they've gotten rid of the card catalog, but won't tell you how to find the non-card catalog. The computers are left running a program that at first glance appears to be a catalog, but after fiddling with it for a while, one gradually becomes aware that it never occurred to the programmers that a user might be wondering what books are in the library -- though you can pick any particular book and get a "not at this site" or an "at this site" message. The only book that I got an "at this site" message for, though, was said to be in, but wasn't on the shelf. There's a "help" button, but the help file is in desperate need of a help file. I clicked on "how to use this file" and got three or four screens of words that said only that you guess what name your topic was called by, and if you guess right, you get a window full of words that don't tell you anything in particular. Doesn't appear to be any "topic" on what the program is for or what it is supposed to do. I suppose it's worth the librarians' while to take a six-weeks course in how to make the program divulge information, but even if there were such a course, I'd never complete it before the program had been replaced twice. I wonder what the program is called? The morning went quite well. I decided it was time to extend my cycling range, and calculated that Feura Bush was about as far away as Westmere (Which is where I went the last time), but hillier. So I set out in search of Whitbeck's Restaurant Supply, to see whether they sell lemon squeezers suitable for lemonade stands at the Punkintown Fair. I didn't find Feura Bush (blinked and missed it), but I did find Whitbeck's. It isn't a store, but the boy looked in his catalog and found that they don't sell lemon squeezers. I have two more references to check out. Stopped at Our Family's Harvest, which has only hot peppers and cherry tomatoes as singles, then went to Olsen's, which has no singles at all. After that I drank a WhipperSnapple at the new convenient where Stonewell Market used to be -- there's a thrift shop in the annex where the bread and cat food used to be, the new convenient has perhaps half of the main part of the store, and there's a sign up saying that the motorcycle shop is going to move into the rest of it. They haven't got all their merchandise in yet, which gives the shop a spacious air. I heard the clerk telling someone that they couldn't stock whatever he had suggested, because that space was going to be filled up with ice cream pretty soon. I hope they mean the big cartons to hand-dip out of. They have a selection of frozen novelties in the other half of the little freezer. There's nothing there I'd drive past Super Valu to get, but they appear to be well set to intercept picnickers headed up to Thatcher Park, and there are a few necessities for people who would have to go out of their way to get to Super Valu or the new store on the other side of Tollgate. Albany cyclists on their way to test themselves on New Salem Hill pass Stonewell too, but they'd need a washroom to attract bikies, and though bikies eat a lot, they don't eat much at any one stop. And I didn't notice any bananas. But stopping at the library on the way through the village was a mistake, even though going that way meant missing two one-lane bridges. Rumor has it that they plan to work on those two bridges ALL SUMMER. And there are no alternate routes for most people; at rush hour, traffic backs up clear to Super Valu and makes it hard to get out of the parking lot. And the line for the other light backs up past Smitty's and makes it hard to get out of the Mobil station. That one is a ninety-second light, and at rush hour you have to sit through at least two changes. On three roads, since the bridge is close to an intersection. Which is why it takes ninety seconds -- each of the three roads has to be allowed its turn at the intersection, and the bridge has to empty between green times. Prophetic plate? A sheriff just called in a traffic stop: New York vanity "SORRY DAD". 2 June 1998 From a sig line: "I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it." Noticed just now that all my fingertips are cold except the one with a splinter in it. Haven't been able to find the splinter, so I've been putting it in bleach in a medicine glass now and again, hoping to dissolve the callus covering it. 3 June 1998 All my fingers are the same temperature today. Yesterday, I finally managed to pick the lid off the infection with a corsage pin, and the splinter must have come out with the pus, because it started to improve at once. That wasn't the most sterile way to open it, but I soaked in another drop of bleach to clean off the ragged bits, and that must have disinfected it pretty well. The nail on that finger doesn't extend beyond the quick. I don't think it dissolved . . . Got more exercise than I planned on. We were out of lunch meat and bread, so I intended to go to the store early, stopping for milk and going on around the block to check out the rumor that Our Family's Harvest has strawberries, then start cutting my daygown. Good thing I started early: the Jeep wouldn't start. So I hurried into my cycling suit -- it's been so warm I didn't put on a long-sleeved shirt under it, which was a mistake, but I did go down to the laundry and retrieve my tights, which I'd planned to wash and put away for the summer. Trimmed the trip to just the grocery, to save time and be sure to get back for lunch -- then I stopped at the library to see whether Blood Trillium was on the shelf. It was, and the note in the computer was still "in", so I guess that "in" means in the library after all, and not "in circulation" as I was beginning to think. It must have been on the reshelving cart when I looked before. As I was leaving, the interlibrary loan van drove up. Sho'nuff, I got a call for White Jade Fox this afternoon, just as I would have been falling asleep if I hadn't already got up to tell a woman in the parking lot that Danny's phone number is on the "for sale" sign on the car -- noticed later that it's also on the "for sale" sign for the house; I should ask him to write it big enough for people to see that it's there. I'd been reading Blood Trillium before my nap, so I'll want to finish that first, and there's only two weeks on White Jade Fox. I'd best spend less time reading e-mail for a while. Blood Trillium isn't shaping up to much, but I want to read Golden Trillium, & I like my books in sequence. I think the story of how the trilogy came to be written would be more interesting than the one it tells, but I don't think any one of the three authors is in rec.arts.sf.composition. I got back in time for lunch, but I still haven't touched knife to fabric. 4 June 1998 Bit of a scare, there. I just read in Threads that natural-colored linen and pants with wide legs will be the height of fashion for spring. But then I realized that spring is nearly over, and I have yet to cut my linen. Went up New Salem Hill, through Thatcher Park, and down into Altamont for exercise today. Not a very long trip, if you discount the 1200 feet of elevation gain; I didn't leave until after a quarter past eleven, and it struck three while I was changing back into walking shoes. This route constitutes the final leg of a half-century ride called "Old Lady's Day Trip"; when I remembered that, I named today's trip "Granny Tour" -- when I ran out of ferocious steep hill, I acquired a ferocious stiff headwind. (The very lowest gear on a bike is called "granny".) I was fighting the wind so hard that I missed the turn-off onto Old Stage Road, which was unfortunate, because I don't recall having taken that option before and I wanted to try it. It was even more unfortunate in that Old Stage runs through a thick stand of trees that would have moderated the wind. I motivated this trip by saying I'd have an ice-cream cone at Altamont Diner, but by the time I got there, a bowl of chili sounded much better. I chose to eat it outside, and a gust of wind blew it off the picnic table. It was so thick that most of it stayed in the styrofoam cup, but what didn't made an embarrassing mess. Slept until well after five o'clock, having taken care to engulf a bunch of sweet stuff before lying down. I seem not to be sore at all, though I was aching tired when I got home. Finished Blood Trillium tonight, by dint of skipping large swaths. 5 June 1998 Noticed that the Fleur di lis on a bottle of "Chateau" peroxide looked very like the Boy Scout emblem, & commenced to wondering where the emblem came from. Any of you Scouts out there know? Indian Ladder now has single plants in pots -- but I don't recognize any of the variety names, so I don't know whether I'd be getting a plum tomato, pear tomato, yellow tomato, cherry tomato, bush tomato, sprawling tomato, climbing tomato . . . besides, drinking the diluted tomato paste everyone is passing off as canned tomato juice gives me thoughts of buying a six-pack after all, even though I'll most likely be gone for two weeks of canning season. Took the potato-beetle poison out of the box, and found a packet of Scarlet Runner seed and a packet of Yellow Current Tomato seed that I'd forgotten about. Perhaps I should seal them up in something airtight & put them in the freezer. Might not be too late to plant the beans; they'll make vines even if they don't bloom before frost. June 6, 1998 Ate the first berry off the Joe Rickets vines today. Dave is burning down a house. June 10 1998 Got twelve tomato plants: six Big Boy, six Tom Thumb. I plan to plant the Tom Thumb and the St. John's wort tonight; I set the Big Boys out the day before yesterday. The still-potted plants wilted while I was out riding today. Went to Interstate Avenue to pick up a lemon squeezer. Turned out to be too delicate to strap to my bike -- I'd expected it to be packed in a shipping carton, since it was a special order -- but it was a lovely ride otherwise. Except for the left turn off Railroad Avenue onto Fuller! Saw a big "Cheapo Depot" sign & thought I'd have some fun in a second-hand store, but I couldn't find any building or door that seemed to be associated; there was a print shop where I expected the Cheapo Depot. It was an expensive and freshly-painted sign, so I don't think it's left over from something. I did make it to "Just a Second", the used-computer store. This time I noticed that the steps up to the building are built over tracks, and realized that the balcony along the front of the building is really a boarding platform. Probably a loading platform, in this neighborhood. They are tearing the tracks out of Railroad Avenue. First time I visited that end of it, I met a train. While I was lying on the tracks, having tripped over them while dodging a truck. Which upset me so much that I didn't notice that the crash had dislodged my brake cable until the next intersection. I remember that day distinctly, and didn't go back for many years. I still regret the loss of the tracks. Last Monday I went to Price Chopper to cash in my "Frequently Friskies" coupon, and buy two more three- pound sacks of cat food for the freezer -- a one-pound box lasts the little guys about two days. And on the way back, I stopped at Guilderland Library, which I've been meaning to do ever since I found out that their copy of Warriner's "English Language and Composition" didn't circulate. Price chopper had only two bags of cat food, and Guilderland had thrown away "English Grammar" & had no note that they'd ever owned it. But I made it up Grant Hill with only one granny stop. Today I made it almost to the top before I had to stop and let my heart rate drop a bit. 12 June 1998 A dark and gloomy day. After ten, and the cats are still in bed. In spirit, I'm with them. I spent the morning knitting a little green swatch and starting a little blue sock -- badges for the knitters' expedition I'm taking next Tuesday. When I rustled out my membership badges, I was surprised at how many of them I have. So I threw in such things as my 25 wpm pin from typing class and the Step in Line for '89 badge. Also the Gear '89 badge and the We Moved the Library '89 badge. (I slept through '90!) For membership badges proper, there's the green swatch for Techknit, the blue sock for Knitlist, a blue skein for Fibernet, a pin for Arachne (lace list), a pin for Ring of Tatters (snail), a tie tack for MHW (now Mohawk- Hudson Cycling Club). Nothing for Adventure Cycling, Tatlist, or Tat Chat. I have a membership-number bicycle tag for Ultra- Marathon Cycling Association, but I'm not going to pin it to my hat. I wonder where I put my embroidered patches? When I gave most of them to an E.C. instructor -- or was it a publicity chairman? -- I kept the membership patches and my Effective Cycling patch. The rain will be good for the tomatoes I set out yesterday. I know, I said I'd do it the day before. I did finish moving the mulch off the tomato plot that day, and culta-eze the entire garden. And spade up another forkful of the weed patch. The St. John's Wort is still in the pot. I looked it up on the Web, having mislaid my copy of the Organic Gardening Encyclopedia, and found that it's an invasive weed, and that it's a good dyeplant, yielding red when mordanted with alum. So I intend to put it out by the weed garden around the oak tree, and encourage it to spread. Dave brought home the lemon squeezer yesterday, then ran out and bought six lemons. It was in a box that I could have strapped to my bike easily -- but stuff was rattling around loose inside, so it's just as well. Besides, I wanted him to choose the slicing knife. For the same reason that he wanted me to buy it. I hope the lemons we buy for the stand are smaller than the ones Dave got at Super Valu. These wouldn't fit into the lemonade cups. Dave is half-opposed to giving them the rinds, as we'd be apt to find them all over the fairgrounds -- but we're giving them plastic cups, which will make a bigger mess. We'll just have to see that there are plenty of barrels in convenient spots. Are trash barrels on our list of things to check? Squeezer, knife, cutting board, lemons, syrup, cups, water, ice, . . . Do we put the ice in first? Is there a shaker top to fit our plastic cups? I just came around to Dave's way of thinking. If we don't put the rinds in the lemonade, we don't get that bit of zest -- but we also don't have anything in the cup that we have touched. Makes it a bit easier with respect to handling money. 13 June 1998 The parsley is coming up. The chives, thyme, orgegano, and radishes aren't. If I counted right. Yesterday evening I finally put a few stitches into my daygown -- after winding 472 yards of Cordonnette #100 onto a spool that once held 800 yards of Subsilk basting & embroidery thread. Wasn't quite sure it would all go; in addition to winding looser, I think it's a thicker thread. 14 June 1998 Enough rain already! Reminds me: I've got to go put the whites on to soak so I can wash them tomorrow. I may have to iron them dry. 15 June 1998 Today's top headline is "Forecaster says go ahead, build that ark" but the sun is shining at the moment. Hope it continues until the clothes come out of the washer -- and, more important, until they come off the line. Another spell of sunshine popped out while we were having a Cajun pizza at Smitty's Saturday evening. I was inspired to go somewhere instead of driving straight home, and it was past time for the Altamont ice-cream festival, so I went to Crossgates. I took the full trip even though I was limping after the first half, but it served only to remind me why I don't go there often. The new roads make it harder to get in and out, doubling the floor space makes it much more tiring to get around, and most of the stores offer neither anything to buy nor anything to snicker at. I did spend some time in the model train store & looked at the tools for a while. There were only a few to see, but now I know where to buy a pin vise, if I should take up bobbin lace. I bought a bra at Penney's, since they had one that fit and my other three are getting worn and stained, but I'd come in for underpants and they didn't have any! Perhaps I should try Sears; Dave yawned and broke a globe on the chandelier -- miracle he didn't cut himself -- and we found that one at Sears about thirty years ago. I'll be surprised if they still have globes, but that's a good place to start looking. What are the odds of breaking one globe of five, and getting the one that doesn't match? Didn't match the most, that is. The edge of the frosting on three globes is scalloped, and the design is cut through the frosting. The edge of the frosting on the fourth is dagged, and the design was stenciled during the frosting. The frosting on the one that broke ended in a none-too-neat straight line, but I think the design was cut. (The trash went this morning, so I can't check.)